NEWS: Stephen Dorff Adds 'Maker of Death Threats' to Vast Resume

CELEB: Stephen Dorff Adds 'Maker of Death Threats' to Vast Resume

Stephen Dorff has more to offer than just playing the “angry boyfriend” in Britney Spears’ videos. He also knows a thing or two about having someone killed, or at least that’s the assumption one could make listening to his threatening telephone message.

Dorff reportedly became agitated after learning his former girlfriend, model May Andersen, hooked-up with uber-gross Jackass crew-member Steve-O. In retaliation, Dorff made sure Anderson never ate in that town again; he threatened to kill anyone who took her out to lunch. Good thinking, dude.

Click here to watch the genius that is a Stephen Dorff voice message.


May and Stephen in 2003.

She looks so worth the trouble...

Perhaps, but think about this: somewhere, there's the most beautiful woman in the world... and a man who's sick of her shit.

DIE YOU JACKASS! YOU TOOK MY EX OUT TO LUNCH! I could understand the whole jelous ex thing, if it was anyone other than Steve-O. How could you feel threatened by him?

Guess who's sleeping on the couch?

I'd hit it.

How does being quazi famous automatically get you dates with super models? I mean Steve O I can understand, but Steven Dorf? Supermodels should just lower their standards and date me for christ sake.

I'd hit it.

I imagine it wasn't because he felt threatened so much as disgusted..

I loved Dorff on Golf.

Well, I hope something comes of this.

That was hilarious. I mean I hate Steve-O as much as the next person, but that was funny!

I just realized Steve-O has the exact same laugh as Dirty Sanchez.

Steve-O's stock just went up $14.88 a share.

If Steve Irwin "deserved what he got" for messing with a stingray as so many people have said, then Steve-o certainly deserves what he gets for fucking with Stephen Dorff.

This has "high school" written all over it.

Look at the guy looking at Dorff in the background! He has the ultimate "what a douche" look on his face.

That's where that guy is from.

Thanks for pointing that out. F-in hilarious!

Dorff is alright, I'd hit it, especially in Cecil B Demented.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Is she really worth all the effort..I mean...bleh..

I kind of have to question the sanity of anyone that would hook up with Steve-O.