Further cementing her place in popular culture as a complete and total bad ass, actress/writer Tina Fey (30 Rock, Saturday Night Live) opened fire on celebutard and former SNL guest host Paris Hilton on Howard Stern's radio show this morning. Here are some of the transcribed tidbits courtesy of the always entertaining Cityrag:

She said Paris had "the hair of a fraggle", and left "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" from her "cheap weave"!

Tina caught Paris's "giant man hands" and said they were "as long as her forearm".

Paris actually takes herself seriously and "embraces her stupidity".

She asked them to write a skit so she could play Jessica Simpson "because I hate her" ..."she's fat".

Paris was so uninterested in anyone else the staff had a bet to see if she would ask anyone something personal (like "how are you").

She did at one point ask someone "is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)

"The hair of a Fraggle."

May you live to be one thousand years old, Ms Tina Fey.

Sebast

Quebec, QC

August 2003

NOV 16, 2006 07:03 PM

Amen, She rock !

squerk

Seattle, WA

December 2004

NOV 16, 2006 07:11 PM

It is amazing that Paris seems to be the only one who doesn't realize that her fame is largely based on people making fun of how stupid she is. How can she not know? I mean really...

Lisa_Why

Vancouver, BC

December 2004

NOV 16, 2006 07:12 PM

I thought I loved Tina Fey after seeing Mean Girls.

That was nothing compared to what I feel now.

*bows down to "The Fey"*

Lisa_Why

Vancouver, BC

December 2004

NOV 16, 2006 07:13 PM

*double post because I'm an idiot*

Enke

Sainte-foy, QC

August 2006

NOV 16, 2006 07:13 PM

Marry me, Tina.

_biblia_

Tuvalu

March 2005

NOV 16, 2006 07:14 PM

as i drove to work this morning, i actually said "i love you" to tina fey on my radio.

elusivedragonfly

Los Angeles, CA

October 2006

NOV 16, 2006 07:15 PM

ah, finally someone has said it out loud.

Fidelius

Clifton, NJ

August 2004

NOV 16, 2006 07:25 PM

I love you Tina.

starguitar

Canada

August 2004

NOV 16, 2006 07:29 PM

I. Love. Tina. Fey.

Nomi

USA

June 2006

NOV 16, 2006 07:32 PM

I didn't think it was possible to love TIna more.

Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

NOV 16, 2006 07:35 PM

"is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)

And all hot. God damn.

Havilah

Phoenix, AZ

April 2006

NOV 16, 2006 07:40 PM

I love Tina Fey even more after hearing this.

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY

August 2006

NOV 16, 2006 07:41 PM

About damn time someone tells it like it is in regards to oxygen thief Paris Hilton. Rock on, Tina Fey. Rock on!

Cote

I'm lost

October 2006

NOV 16, 2006 07:41 PM

Tina, Tina, Tina... If only I could be her for a day.

leavemehere

San Diego, CA

December 2002

NOV 16, 2006 07:43 PM

The_Bastard said:

"is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)

And all hot. God damn.

TheG

Somerville, MA

February 2004

NOV 16, 2006 07:43 PM

She's fucking wonderful! I wonder when she's going to propose to me...

lorazepam

League City, TX

July 2006

NOV 16, 2006 07:46 PM

i didn't know it was possible to love tina fey more than i already do. i now know it is.

669jones

Chicago, IL

June 2004

NOV 16, 2006 07:49 PM

Yes, Tina RockS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

punk

Phoenix, AZ

January 2004

NOV 16, 2006 07:56 PM

Jesus loves you, Tina Fey - and so do I.

Phoenixgirl

I'm lost

May 2006

NOV 16, 2006 08:00 PM

Gotta love that hottie...Tina Fey!!

Skywisdom

Portland, OR

December 2005

NOV 16, 2006 08:02 PM

Ah, as if I didn't want her bad enough as it is!
Tina Fey is amazing.

bdaviet

Englewood, CO

September 2006

NOV 16, 2006 08:07 PM

squerk said:
It is amazing that Paris seems to be the only one who doesn't realize that her fame is largely based on people making fun of how stupid she is. How can she not know? I mean really...

Oh she knows...thats the irony she's a great actress when it comes to playing stupid.

Tina Fey needs to do a SG pic set or playboy or something...always had it for her.

ilovemaynard

Export, PA

October 2006

NOV 16, 2006 08:07 PM

haha she's my idol

Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

NOV 16, 2006 08:11 PM

The_Bastard said:

"is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)

And all hot. God damn.

Also, what the hell was Tina Fey doing on Stern's show? Is 30Rock not doing well?

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