NEWS: Jacko Blows It

CELEB: Jacko Blows It

Michael Jackson, 48, last night returned to the stage for the first time in nine years for the World Music Awards in Earls Court, London, suffering an embarrassing performance marred by stage fright and inexplicably using R&B singer Chris Brown for his scheduled performance of the song "Thriller".

I am Chris Brown, for some reason, I am on stage performing "Thriller" instead of Michael Jackson.

What's amusing is that out of all of the R&B artists out today, I actually kind of like Chris Brown (I don't care what anybody says, "Run It" is freakin infectious), so it makes me happy that he was able to perform Thriller.

That said, I can't believe that Michael Jackson fucked this up. I can't believe there wasn't a riot. I would flip if I paid that much for such a small payoff.

ugh. i used to LOVE him. where did all go wrong?

[CHILD MOLESTER JOKE]
Who would name their little boy "It" anyway?
[/CHILD MOLESTER JOKE]

I think we lost him around the time he went on smashing cars on video... Or maybe it was all the Pepsi.

Either way, the saddest part is, I used to love him too, now I don't even care what he does...

I used to love him too, but once he started getting whiter than me was when I gave up on him. Now I'm just scared for his underage entourage.

Meh, no worse than Axl Rose. At least he actually came on stage at all.

As much as I think he's a fuck up, I have sympathy for the guy. He's been through a lot of shit lately, and even assuming that he brought it all on himself, it's a bit much to expect him to keep rolling along unaffected by it.

This is why I think child celebrities are a bad idea.

I'm glad I'm not the only one to think this, or the first to post it!

Hush, you!

(I am in weird, obsessive lust with Macaulay Culkin!)

ive seen chris brown perform. he was fucking excellent. he was making out with some chick and her asshole boyfriend came on stage and started slapping her around and then chris brown kicked his ass.

seriously. he is great.

I think possibly when he started fucking children......

it was the cheeseburgers

And what I'm thinking is....damn Chris Brown knew all the lyrics and dance moves to thriller.

Yeah, but it was just weird seeing a black guy star in Thriller.

That's just ignorant... (He said it, I didn't). So, who's itching to become the next Little Richard? (or Prince, or Britney) To all of the celebrities who no longer have viable careers, I say, let it go. You had your time, now "Beat It". Why go out like that? It's just as sad as those douchebags from highschool who can't get over their game winning touch down.

Polke High Football rules! (or Nibb High for the potheads)

That's impressive that Chris Brown, i'm assuming, not only did the performance last minute, but had the lyrics and choreography down.

he really is that good.

He has turned out to be a big joke just like Britney Spears. MJ is looking so freakishly lately that I see a striking resemblance between him and the host of Tails of The Crypt.

I love his old music though.

what. a. nut.

Visions of the 55 year old, 50 pound overweight, ex-football star hitting the field - blowing out his groin - and slinking off for a beer.

Just time to let it go....

the car-smashing was hot. admit it.

now...it's just so sad. Not sure what he could do to redeem himself at this point, short of giving away what money he might have left and retreating into a Buddhist commune of some sort.

he is the king of pop.

all he has to do is hit off one moonwalk and we'll forget all this.