so let me get this straight...this dirtball assmonkey gets to have sex with this blazing hot girl for a few years, tape a few hours of it AND get paid 50 mil ?

this sure makes me want to get up and go to fucking work in the morning for peanuts and sex only every now and then. nice guys fin----- ah fuck it, nevermind.

MetaTag

United Kingdom

September 2002

NOV 14, 2006 06:02 PM

If you want sexy chess, get the Thomas Crown Affair...

phirephli

Chandler, AZ

May 2005

NOV 14, 2006 06:38 PM

Weather that's her in the vid or not, that's the worst BJ I've ever seen. The dick is supposed to stay IN the mouth sweetie. And stop trying to pull it off, yer makin me dizzy.

that blowjob looked better than your photography my friend

justplainleonard

I'm lost

April 2003

NOV 14, 2006 06:53 PM

five bucks says they used the chess pieces to play checkers...without a hint of irony, too.

Gringo

Spokane, WA

May 2006

NOV 14, 2006 07:01 PM

MetaTag said:
If you want sexy chess, get the Thomas Crown Affair...

That's nothing compared to the heated chess game between Austin Powers and Ivana Humpalot.

Not2Bright

Sumter, SC

July 2006

NOV 14, 2006 08:37 PM

Markus001 said:

Not2Bright said:
There will be no tape. Britney won't allow that to happen to our relationship.

Are you K-Fed?

No, I'm the reason for the divorce.

Slocum

Dallas, TX

October 2005

NOV 15, 2006 03:24 AM

I hope this comes out by Christmas. I had no idea what to get my Dad.

lilcupcake

Kitchener, ON

June 2006

NOV 15, 2006 11:20 AM

cpussycat said:
I don't see how a sex tape would ruin her already stained reputation. I would think her publisists would say "bring it on!" because sex tape=publicity/attention and if she plans to make a comeback she'll need a hook of some sort.

besides most people would agree it's an asshole move of her ex-husband to release it. She doesn't look like nearly as big an asshole for making the tape as he looks like vindictive ass for releasing it.

True

dancer29

HOPEFUL

San Diego, CA

NOV 15, 2006 11:59 AM

awww. that sucks. oh well.

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ

June 2003

NOV 15, 2006 12:11 PM

MrCrisp said:
could he possibly be the biggest douchebag EVAR?

Could be a close one. You're forgetting some great douchebags of recent history:
Bill Gates
Lars Ulrich (Napster is stealing my life...)
The duo of Kim Jong-Il & Alec Baldwin
George Lucas (Editing Hayden Christiansen into the end of Jedi? Are you kidding me?)
Lets not forget the power trio of Bush, Cheney and Rove!

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