Tom Cruise will be told to provide future wife Katie Holmes with a "cat" and a "comb" during their scientologist wedding service next weekend.
Ah yes, the basis of any lasting marriage!! If only more men understood the importance of cats and combs then surely the divorce rate would be so much lower.
BernardShakey said:
From a purely superficial point of view: guys should never date (and/or marry) girls a foot taller than they are.
But what if she's really hot? I mean, whether or not you think Katie Holmes is all that hot, if Tom Cruise weren't so batshit insane, having some tall goddess-like woman on his arm would look pretty pimp, I think.
BernardShakey said:
From a purely superficial point of view: guys should never date (and/or marry) girls a foot taller than they are.
But what if she's really hot? I mean, whether or not you think Katie Holmes is all that hot, if Tom Cruise weren't so batshit insane, having some tall goddess-like woman on his arm would look pretty pimp, I think.
Yeah, fuck that thinking, as a short guy living in southern California, if I couldn't date taller women I couldn't date. I'm not letting Tom ruin the glorious images of those little men surrounded by several tall models... I can't find any pictures to back me up on this one (google is failing me, or rather I'm failing it with poor search phrases) but the image is striking, I promise.
Waldo_Jeffers
United Kingdom
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NOV 15, 2006 06:51 AM