NEWS: Tom Cruise Gears Up for Wacky Scientology Wedding

CELEB: Tom Cruise Gears Up for Wacky Scientology Wedding

Tom Cruise and fiancée Katie Holmes arrived in Rome this week for their November 18th wedding. It promises to be quite a spectacle--the couple planned the ceremony in an Italian castle. The bride and groom prepared a huge guest list that reeks of money, fame, and power: Senator John Kerry; fellow scientologist weirdos John Travolta, Kelly Preston, and Kirstie Alley; Victoria and David Beckham; and, of course, Cruise’s kids from his marriage. Designer Giorgio Armani created $2 million worth of wedding clothes for the couple to wear as tenor Andrea Bocelli serenades guests.

While all that bullshit is kind of interesting, I’m most interested in the super-freaky wedding vows the two will exchange. Despite Holmes’ Catholic upbringing, she and Cruise planned a “traditional” Scientology ceremony, whatever that means.

Festivities begin Thursday and climax Sunday with the couple exchanging vows. Sunday also kicks off the countdown to the divorce.

Nice man-bangs.

Love that dress.

"catacombs"

Yes, he set his wedding date to coincide with the release of MI:3 on DVD!

Amazing!!

And they didn't even invite Xenu? You know with out him there would be no Scientology.

The DVD is already out on the shelves, but I guess it's close enough.
In MI 4 he will escape from the deadly clutches of holy deadlock.

they will not be sporting full SEA ORG regalia? perhaps armani is updating the uniforms.

Girls do need cats. I demand that Tom Cruise buy me a cat!

Or a new apartment I can actually keep my current cat in.

NOW!

That's no xenu.
That's Bibble, Fo'shizzle, It's all about Bibble, 'cause only Bibble could keep it so real.

From a purely superficial point of view: guys should never date (and/or marry) girls a foot taller than they are.

i still can't stand Tom Cruise.

I get a wedding AND a cat?!? Where do i sign up for this?

here

i find it funny that she's 2" taller then him.

/shrugs/

Um... ok. Poor Katie. I bet Nicole is thrilled to be off of that train.

I LOVE Scientology! The opportunities for humour are endless. A 'religion' created by a fantasist author of Science FICTION (take the hint, guys) who lied about everything from his rank and decoratoins whilst in theUS Navy to being completely blind (until he was MIRACULOUSLY cured) that allows you to move up the ladder of Heightened Consciousness until you become one with the Alien Overmind (provided you keep paying him)!

If the afterlife exists, L. Ron must be looking at this, pissing himself laughing, saying, 'For fucks SAKE guys.. can't you take a frickin' JOKE?!'

Actually, we probably should be relieved that it is mostly navel gazing movie stars and the 'Beautiful People' who fall for this. At least it means they're mainly conning people who can afford it!*grin*

i love how you bash scientology while suggesting the mere possibility of this scenario.

Dumping Tom Cruise was the best move I've ever made.

*snickers*

every time i see those two, i can't help but think of the line from ocean's eleven (the remake): "Tess is with Benedict? She's too tall for him!"

this makes me giggle in ways I cannot describe...

Anal probe.

learn more about scientology weddings here!

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog says this wedding will be so much fun..."For me to POOP ON!"

i still wonder if she screamed during her delivery.... I can tell you, it is no easy task to keep silent, as I screamed the hospital down.

I hate him, I truly do, I refuse to see movies if he is in it, with the exception of The Outsiders, but his part is so small....

He gives me a headache, he is so obnoxious. I hate preachy people, especially preachy people who are convinced that they know EVERYTHING.