movies you almost memorized

Oh yeah , for me it's Young Frankenstein , Holy Grail , used to have some of the Marx Brother's stuff down pat but have lost them due to aging . Also Ferris Buehler , bits & pieces of too many others to mention .

Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Clerks: Uncensored (okay, actually a tv show). Went through a Kevin Smith spell for a while...

The oddest movie I ever memorized was Jean Claude Van Damme's Double Impact. For some reason, when that was out theatrically, my then-teen friends and I saw it repeatedly, forming a RHPS-type performance troupe-- we'd speak along with (and slightly ahead of) the characters, react to gaffes in the film (for instance, there's a shoot-out scene around some cars where a car's headlight is repeatedly shot out, then shown to be lit...), and more. We followed it to a second-run theater and haunted its existence there, as well. I've since put most of the movie out of my head, but for 3 months or so, I *lived* Double Impact.

I think about 40% of my brain is nothing but a storehouse of various movie quotes.

"what does he think i'm an acrobat?"
"and she's an acrobat ted!"




"fresh panties, all around"



fucking best one liners ever.

The chosen one learned something about Tiger Claws that day...
THEY ARE SHARP, AND HURT LIKE CRAP!



Red vs. Blue, season 4.

" Word on the street is you're a jerk ! "

Singing ... Mitchell .. heart pounding ... Mitchell ... Veins throbbing ...

"Johnny Mathis? Alright, get my gun!"

"HOT MERGING ACTION!!!!"

"They're randomly loaded, it's a little game I play."

"Nobody ordered a prostitute, take her right away!!!"

My my my MY GOD !

Ok , I'll stop now . A bunch of my friends got together for a Halloween party the night they ran that episode . I forced the party to stop to watch it as I knew it was Joel's last episode . All I can say is it was the hit of the party , & there were a lot of folks there who had never even heard of MST3K . So I have a special place in my heart for that episode . I love the show as a whole , but that episode was the shit .

Baby oil?!! Nooo!

and then we took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities....
THIS way to the cafeteria!

I've also memorized all of Mojo Jojo, Mitch, the Mayor of Townsville, and the Van Halen brothers (and most of Buttercup's) lines from the Powerpuff Girls Movie.

the QUEEN, the VATICAN, the GETTYS, the RRRROTHSCHILDS, and kerrrrnel sanders before e went TETS UP.

ohhh i HEEETED kernel weth hes wee BEEEEEDY eyes! and that smug loook en hes feees....

ohhh, , yer GONNA BYE MY CHICKEN.

ohhhhh

Ghostbusters
Revenge of the Nerds
Blazing Saddles
and all the song lyrics to "The Nightmare Before Christmas"

lock stock and two smoking barrels
slc punk
little mermaid
empire records...

not saying i could still do all them, but at some point i could

One christmas eve i found out that when i'm drunk i can quote almost all of transformers the movie.

All three The Lord Of The Rings films. I lost count how many times I went to see them each at the cinema and even more times on extended DVD. I'm obsessed with them, and even more so with the books!

Adventures of Baron Munchausen

Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (toast fucking, you know, when you fuck, or get fucked, by toast.)

hell YES. +1

2 films by The Comic Strip

More Bad News

"Bloody Hell Vim, it's a marshall!!"

"It sounds better without the bossanova."

"If you ain't got a pass you DON'T get in"

Mr Jolly Lives Next Door

"Escorts Best-courts come in if you're saucy"

"Mr jolly gets through a lot of fairy liquid these days"

"What could be better than living above an off-licience?"
"Living in one!"

"The Dorchester with Nicholas Bloody Parsons"