NEWS: The Scarlett Letter: Mystery Sex Tape Stirs Controversy

CELEB: The Scarlett Letter: Mystery Sex Tape Stirs Controversy

A good old-fashioned rumor circulated throughout the internet world for the past few weeks. A website called scenesfromacar.com offered for sale an audio tape a sex act performed by someone they refer to as “a regular in Us Weekly, high seven figure salary per film.“ The description of the scene got bloggers everywhere guessing which star could have uttered such brilliant dialog as, “Yeah, cum.”

Lucky listeners guessed Lindsay Lohan must be the smoky-voiced star. After the Lohan rumor made the rounds, scenesfromacar.com wanted to make it clear Lohan was not the broad on the tape. They issued a clue for those playing along.

Well, that almost makes it too easy for us. It doesn’t exactly take a Nathaniel Hawthorne expert to figure this one out.

reminds me of the SNL skit....

it's only hot if it is her...

She is such a dirty whore.

But don't get me wrong,
I like her fine.

I'm pathetic, but I desperately want this to be true...

Sick, sick, sick, sick sick!

So when are we going to be able to hear this?

What? I'm going to assume that I'm the only one willing to make himself look like he has no idea who it is (supposedly), by admitting as much right now. Rather than assuming I'm REALLY the only one that doesn't get it. Anybody else? ................ I hope.

well duh, it's that one chick. you know, that one with that one movie.

Tom Arnold. Duh.

???? am i really that out of the pop culture loop? a scarlet A is NOT a legit clue, is it?

It's okay. There are many of us like you.

i don't get it. demi moore?

I guess it is if there's an actress named Scarlett that guys fantasize about.


Edit: My apologies; I'm sure women probably fantasize about her, too.

that makes sense i guess. but could be demi moore. she was in the scarlett letter which was written by hawthorne. i must be retarded cause i don't get it

Ooo...I've got it. Vivien Leigh played Scarlett O'Hara in Gone with the Wind. Vivien, you naughty, naughty girl!

Wait...she's been dead for quite some time. Now this tape is just disturbing.

Miss Scarlett in the car with the candlestick?

its probably a scam.

never would have thought of her. that's how out of the loop i am. i was about to start doing some sort of crossword.

Most likely. The following seems suspicious to me.

If our guesses are correct, and they're talking about who we think they are, they would have to be idiots to not realize there would be huge demand for the tape. If it actually exists, they would have released it as soon as they could set up the website and billing.

But, we can dream our lecherous dreams.

Am I missing something or does that website not mention the word "Scarlett" at all? It is only in the title of the news story here on SG.

I'm not following this thread really.. but this would be sexy as hell.. could it be scarlett johanson... I cant spell her name

Have you read the book The Scarlet Letter? Because that's what's implied by what the did post:

That would probably be the best guess. I'm skeptical, however, for a number of reasons. One is posted above.

Another is

What guy is going to take almost thirteen minutes to cum if Scarlett Johanssen is giving him a blowjob? I mean, really. It's just not plausible.

Larissa Laskin perhaps.. she's hot.. that would turn me on to hear her doing her thing

yeah you've got a goood point there.. she's.. yeah.. wow.. I'd be off fast.. I'm not ashamed to admit it.. I'd be off fast

Nope didn't read that.