NEWS: Technicolour Hair...Down There

CULTURE: Technicolour Hair...Down There

Anyone who hears the words Brown Betty and thinks 17th century historical British teapot – think again. Ladies, I give you the latest in decorative genital maintenance – the pubic rinse. Or, to tag it like they do on the website – Is Your Betty Ready?

Sidestepping the fact that I'm not one to refer to my genitals as a girl's name (thanks, Judy Blume), my first question would be, ready for what? I’m not a porn star, so I really have to plead ignorance on this one – is this a new trend, or have you ladies been doing it for years – when you’re not waxing it all off, I mean?

Call me a prude (I’m not one, but I have my boundaries) but I can’t understand why anyone besides Rainbow Brite: The Teenage Rebellion years would ever use this product.

Aside from the obvious physical pitfalls (chemicals like these burn enough on your head, and I’ve always been advised to treat certain areas nicely if you want them to treat you nicely back!), it also seems like the most unbelievable waste of valuable grooming time. A person could spend all day colouring “the hair down there” (yeah Betty – the “poet but you don’t know it” angle makes it less weird) and have no time left to bother with anything else. Plus, and this is purely objective – perhaps I only date misogynists with little girl fetishes – isn’t the current trend for less rather than more? And by that, I mean frequent trips to Brazil, not frequent trips to the technicoloured genital afro shop. I can’t imagine ever using this except as a scare tactic.

I mean, have you ever taken a guy back to your house, got naked, only for him to go “Gosh, hon, you’re really beautiful, but you know what would make you even hotter? Florescent pink pubic hair! Hey, you know which product I recommend to all my ladies? Fun Betty!”

At this point, I’d be calling the police, or sitting him down with a cup of tea and encouraging him to admit that he’s gay.

Perhaps this is aimed at the more mature lady. Which reminds me of an episode of Sex and The City, where Samantha tries to hide a stray grey, and ends up looking, as she puts it, like Bozo the Clown. Hell, if someone as sexy as Kim Cattrall can’t pull off bright red pubes, is there any hope that the rest of us can swing hot pink? The name of which, by the way, is oddly misleading – I thought blondes were supposed to be the fun ones?

Let’s have some feedback from the boys – are you looking for a greater spectrum of colour or are you happy with the natural look?

I like the idea. As much as I like tearing off a girls panties to reveal as little hair as possible, I am not scared of a little bush, and if it were dyed pink, I would have a huge smile across my face.

Besides, nothing more dissapointing than picking up a blonde only to find out later that she's really a brunette.

if your pubes are gray.. i guess its not a bad idea.

I'm not a guy, but I have to say that I think it is a pretty fun idea. I keep a little mohawk, and I think it would look fabulous pink.

In fact, I might just go buy a box right now.

I was with a a woman a few years back who did something like that. She had shaved her pubic region into a heart, and had then dyed the hair pink. It was sort of reminiscent of Katie Price, I suppose. It was mildly interesting, but to be honest, I've always been more of a fan of clean shaven/waxed.

stories like this reinforce my belief that we're nearing the end of new ideas.

it'd be a bit odd to be ripping each other's clothes off, and find out she has pink pubes (what makes pink = fun anyways?). and how does one talk about it?
"soooooooo, that contagious, or will my hair turn blue?"

though as long as it's not like 70's stuck in the wilderness wild bush, i really don't care on the color.

Why not? Sometimes suprises are fun. I wouldn't mind pulling down a pair of panties to find lime green hair. Sounds like a good time.

I dont think I would kick her out of bed or anything and I could see a serious anime cosplayer really getting into this kind of thing to make the carpet match the drapes.

Why do I feel like the average guy, having gotten to that point in the progression of things, is not particularly concerned with the shade of the foliage?

Well, whatever comments I make about this product, it will ultimately lead me to say something like, "I love bush!" So there that is.

On topic though, I will say that I think their target market (girls with bush) is going to be too small.

Well... All of the emphasis seems to be on garish colors. And female pubes. As a guy who is trimmed (or sometimes "bare down there"), if I start to go gray, I'd no more hesitate to color my pubes than I would my "hair up there" (which I've been coloring for a couple of years). But the "Betty" line costs more than my hair color (?!) As for the gals, "it's your thang, do what you wana do." Bring it on -- I won't complain.

THis is kind of a bizarre thing to say on site where probbaly a large amount of people have something colored differently on their body whether it be hair or body mods

is the big dffierence between your bush being dyed and the hair on your head dyed that anyone who looks at you can see the hair on your head is dyed?

Oh, honey, I'm sure you wouldn't have to pay for something like that. Hot girl like you shouldn't have to go to a professional for some action.

What? All I heard was that you think I'm hot.

Heh heh. Heh heh.

You said "box".

Maybe you should ask DebraJean...

Hmm... I think I would prefer the natural look. BTW, I wouldn't touch Kim Cattrall's with yours

Betty gets everything. What about Bobby? Did anyone consider he might like to rock a hot pink 'fro??

Man, this is some weird shit. I wouldn't stop gettin' down with a chick because she had dyed pubes, but I'd frankly much rather there were no pubes at all. Not even if they were blazing pink.

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oh, DJD... the things you do to me.

personally, i think that if the girl in question has the abiltiy, or feels the need to "treat" her area with alternate pigmentation, she can do it

and stay away from me...

i don't go down there to floss...and i certainly don't feel the need to smell the lovely aroma of hair-dye ammonia while i "go-on-munchin' trip"