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london_sunshine

london_sunshine

United Kingdom
October 2006

OCT 31, 2006 10:20 PM

Oh Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay….you know you can't escape the lenses of the paparazzi. You know they camp outside your house all day and all night, and rotate at the secret entrances of every club in Los Angeles in the hope of catching you stumbling out, knickerless and high as a kite. Did you really have to dress up as an extra from Flashdance to get their attention? Given how obsessed we all are with you, you were kind of going to get it anyway.







According to TMZ (who, since breaking the "Mel Gibson is an anti-semite" story, can do no wrong in my humble, Jewish opinion) at 6:45 a.m. yesterday, Lindsay was sitting in her parked black Cadillac Escalade and our spy, who was walking his dog, could see Lohan through the tinted windows, "freaking out" and talking on her phone.



The TMZ source reported that "she seemed out of it," that it appeared she'd been out all night, and that she'd clearly been crying, with mascara running down her face. "I've called the cops," said Lindsay of her alleged pursuers. "But the cops can't catch them."



Perhaps Lindsay had been hitting the old powdered "exhaustion" a little too hard that night - they were merely paparazzi just waiting for the chance to watch her try to drive her car in her somewhat altered state. An inebriated minor driving under the influence in the wee hours of the morning might, just might make a front page Linds - you know that.



Rumour (and purely unsubstantiated - scroll down!) has it that our favourite buxom former redhead has moved on from drink and marching powder to something a little less energising. Which may slow down her partying - if not her driving.



And as for that outfit….earlier this year, big hearted Lindsay voiced a desire to depart Hollywood for a while and "go entertain" troops in Iraq. A noble effort, Linds, but why bother flying all the way out there? A few laminated photos ought to do it.

joekuma

joekuma

The Pas, MB
August 2005

NOV 01, 2006 04:46 AM

and also lame costume oooh the 80s how'd you thing of that one?

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

NOV 01, 2006 05:24 AM

i'm so glad to see her eating again. She was much hotter when she was 20 pounds heavier. I think that's maybe the sexiest picture to be taken of her in the last 2 years.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

NOV 01, 2006 06:01 AM

Now I have to go find the camel toe song.

Wol377

Wol377

United Kingdom
September 2006

NOV 01, 2006 07:41 AM

She is a bit of a camera whore!

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

NOV 01, 2006 11:29 AM

Umm.. Wasn't last night halloween? Could that not have been a costume?

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

NOV 01, 2006 12:40 PM

am I the ONLY one who thinks she look hot in that outfit?

Tallboy66

Tallboy66

USA
January 2005

NOV 01, 2006 12:43 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:
Umm.. Wasn't last night halloween? Could that not have been a costume?



Or she's the next candidate for Fashion Suicide.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

NOV 01, 2006 12:50 PM

Do people in the UK understand Halloween?

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

NOV 01, 2006 12:52 PM

SpectreInTheUK said:
am I the ONLY one who thinks she look hot in that outfit?



I'd hit it.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

NOV 01, 2006 01:49 PM

How does someone without a pic, or a journal get to be an editor? You can't even get into the "pegging for dollars" group without a journal.

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

NOV 01, 2006 01:52 PM

SpectreInTheUK said:
am I the ONLY one who thinks she look hot in that outfit?


Nope, I think it's incredible. I hated the 80s during the 80, but have come to know the error of my ways.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

NOV 01, 2006 02:55 PM

i like her legs.

formerviking

formerviking

Denver, PA
May 2006

NOV 01, 2006 03:34 PM

RudieCantFail said:

SpectreInTheUK said:
am I the ONLY one who thinks she look hot in that outfit?



I'd hit it.



I think she looks a lot better then she was for awhile there . More healthy at least .