NEWS: Lindsay Lohan: She's a Maniac...Maniac, On the Floor

CELEB: Lindsay Lohan: She's a Maniac...Maniac, On the Floor

Oh Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay….you know you can't escape the lenses of the paparazzi. You know they camp outside your house all day and all night, and rotate at the secret entrances of every club in Los Angeles in the hope of catching you stumbling out, knickerless and high as a kite. Did you really have to dress up as an extra from Flashdance to get their attention? Given how obsessed we all are with you, you were kind of going to get it anyway.







According to TMZ (who, since breaking the "Mel Gibson is an anti-semite" story, can do no wrong in my humble, Jewish opinion) at 6:45 a.m. yesterday, Lindsay was sitting in her parked black Cadillac Escalade and our spy, who was walking his dog, could see Lohan through the tinted windows, "freaking out" and talking on her phone.



The TMZ source reported that "she seemed out of it," that it appeared she'd been out all night, and that she'd clearly been crying, with mascara running down her face. "I've called the cops," said Lindsay of her alleged pursuers. "But the cops can't catch them."



Perhaps Lindsay had been hitting the old powdered "exhaustion" a little too hard that night - they were merely paparazzi just waiting for the chance to watch her try to drive her car in her somewhat altered state. An inebriated minor driving under the influence in the wee hours of the morning might, just might make a front page Linds - you know that.



Rumour (and purely unsubstantiated - scroll down!) has it that our favourite buxom former redhead has moved on from drink and marching powder to something a little less energising. Which may slow down her partying - if not her driving.



And as for that outfit….earlier this year, big hearted Lindsay voiced a desire to depart Hollywood for a while and "go entertain" troops in Iraq. A noble effort, Linds, but why bother flying all the way out there? A few laminated photos ought to do it.

and also lame costume oooh the 80s how'd you thing of that one?

i'm so glad to see her eating again. She was much hotter when she was 20 pounds heavier. I think that's maybe the sexiest picture to be taken of her in the last 2 years.

Now I have to go find the camel toe song.

She is a bit of a camera whore!

Umm.. Wasn't last night halloween? Could that not have been a costume?

am I the ONLY one who thinks she look hot in that outfit?

Or she's the next candidate for Fashion Suicide.

Do people in the UK understand Halloween?

I'd hit it.

How does someone without a pic, or a journal get to be an editor? You can't even get into the "pegging for dollars" group without a journal.

Nope, I think it's incredible. I hated the 80s during the 80, but have come to know the error of my ways.

i like her legs.

I think she looks a lot better then she was for awhile there . More healthy at least .