NEWS: 'Law & Order' Producers Cinematically Rape & Murder 'View' Co-Host

What a desperate, sad, pathetic cry for help -- and credibility -- and ratings.

Wow! Featured on a crime show? She should be happy! She's as cool as SuicideGirls now!

I'm pretty sure there are more than 2 Hasselbecks in Germany. Heck, there are TWO Hasselbecks that play for the NFL.... here, in the US.

It's the Elisabeth that's so remarkably distinctive.

i'm sure there's at least one elisabeth hasselbeck that plays in the NFL, too. sheesh.

yeah, fuck her sideways, sans lube

Because, you know, a blacklist from The View is certainly something that will have any sort of lasting negative impact on Law and Order's audience.

"Moses, I'm afraid we found your semen at the crime scene."
"...Damn."
"Under the stove."

She's a poor man's Colleen. The difference, Colleen from survivor season one was a sincere cute person. Elizibeth's cuteness is all an act.

I hate her.

"Really? That's funny. Because your show is so not based on coincidence, and pulls things from the headlines and is so focused on headlines,"


Hey Elizabeth Its funny but I never read or saw In the news that you were raped twice and murdered. so I don't understand what you mean by the show pulling things from headlines. Seems to me your ego is really outta control. Why are you famous by the way? Oh thats right your husband warms the bench in the NFL cause he isnt good enough to start.

"Really? That's funny. Because your show is so not based on coincidence, and pulls things from the headlines and is so focused on headlines,"