NEWS: Jessica Simpson Defends Her Father\'s Creepiness

CELEB: Jessica Simpson Defends Her Father's Creepiness

Jessica Simpson defended her father’s creepy, risqué comments about her tit-tays. Simpson said she wasn’t offended when her father gushed to GQ magazine about her ample cleavage.

While a statement like that makes me throw up in my mouth a little, Jessica said she’s cool with it; her boobs are a regular topic of conversation around her house.

When asked why she is comfortable with these discussions, Simpson explained her family’s “podunk” heritage

You get an “A” for the effort, Jess.

Joe keeps an eye on the other Simpson sister, Ashlee.

Talking about sex with your mom is one thing (I mean, to a point); your dad talking about your gazongas is kind of another.

Unless he elaborated more than what he said above, all he said was that she has big boobs. I don't think that's a weird or creepy thing for a father to say, it's just stating the obvious. It's not like he said he found them sexually arousing or anything.

He said it while he was titty-fucking her.

Creepy bastard. He got eyes like little piggies.

weirdo.

I don't find it that creepy. I would if my dad said it about me, but it's because we aren't close. So if they are comfortable with it then whatever.
But that last picture of him looking at Ashleys breasts is very creepy.

He has lots of pictures like that. The guy is gross.

Fuck that, what's creepy is that he made his other daughter get surgery in an effort to get her to look like her sister. I don't think he's sexually interested in his daughters, but I think he damn sure wants us to be. Which is kinda like being a pimp for your own children, and I think that's pretty bad. The only boner he gets is from looking at the balance in the Simpson family checking account.

It's certainly ok that he's aware of his daughter's boobs, as they're kinda hard to miss. But jesus, he sounds more excited about them than a kid with a candy bar. And her excuse for it is, "well, we're dumb rednecks so we gush excitedly about eachother's fun parts." I don't really have a conclusion here, other than to say that I need some mouthwash.

We're country!

who refers to tits as "suckers"? didn't he used to be a preacher or something?

i've heard worse

Keep your damn context out of this perfectly good rant.

He's managing her fucking career, he's got to mention those things occasionally, they're all the talent she's got.

Who cares about the comments that he made. He's a fucking aweful human being. Listen to the guy talk for five minutes about his daughters and watch his eyes. he "tents" alot, thats when you keep your eyes close for about a second and is a sign of a lie. Also he blinks very irregularly when answering questions about them...another sign of a lie...his body language is off, nothings right with this man. I think if he hadnt had daughters he woulda been a cerial killer.

He should have said "She's got double-D's! Those suckers are a cash cow!"

Yeah, but the rest of the quote is 'and I find them sexually arousing. Her tits, I mean. I want to make that very clear.' Totally creepy.

ya exactly. poor puppet.
this is a really good article

It's a storm in a D cup.

I'm so addicted to all your posts, and yeah, I threw up in my mouth a little too.

Whatever the context, when I see him, he just looks like a dirty old man -- and not in a good way.

total creep...

well he is a Texan and a baptist...