NEWS: OJ Simpson "Hypothetically" Kills Wife in New Book

CELEB: OJ Simpson "Hypothetically" Kills Wife in New Book

Publishers offered O.J. Simpson $3.5 million dollars to write a tell-all about the double murder of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. Simpson, who was found not guilty in his notorious criminal trial, but later found responsible for his ex-wife’s death in civil court, will write the book as if he did slaughter his wife and an innocent bystander.

Simpson still owes the Brown and Goldman families millions of dollars from the civil judgment, but none of the money from the book deal will make it to their pockets; Simpson allegedly vowed to spend the $3.5 million as quickly as possible in order to avoid paying up.

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This guy is my hero.

Why?

Who knew OJ had such talents?

He used to be able to run with a football and now, now he reveals "chillingly realistic" writing skills.

Who knew he had such an imagination!

I hope he doesn't get saddled with the old sophmore slump and keeps putting quality writing out. As long as I'm not on the receiving end the next time he goes out to do some "research" for the next novel...

that's some fucked up, repugnant shit

I'd like to "hypothetically" cut off his balls and make him eat them!

Why can't the Goldman family get the money? That's fucked up. It's also fucked up that someone would pay this asshole that much money.

You've got to be fucking kidding me!


But honestly, how much of this do you think OJ will actually be writing himself? I'm betting little to none of it.

For a sequel he could write a book about a guy who likes to golf all day and owes millions of dollars, then gets busted for selling illegal satellite TV descrambler chips.

haha
fucking Oj
Guys multitalanted.
First pro football
Then movies
Sketch Comedy
now a book

if it wasnt for the whole nicole thing he'd be on top
lol

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wow, just wow....and then a publisher all about giving him the cash to write a "hypothetical version".....amazing

is there really any doubt?

OJ is our prime example of how the system doesn't work at all. His defence was an elaborate story, maybe his lawers should write the book for him.

new to this whole sarcasm thing, are you?

Except the small fact of his lawyer and the whole dead thing...

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Wasn't the investigation into the case severely fucked up by the cops in the case? I seem to remember reading about blood samples getting shuffled around wrong, evidence being tampered with and racism on the part of the investigators. I'm not arguing that he's innocent, I don't know one way or the other about it, but I don't think he's evidence that the system is somehow completely broken. It's imperfect, but still pretty good compared to the various alternatives.

i wonder how he's going to 'get into character' for this one...?

As much of a total asshole this guy turned out to be, I still miss him "hypothetically" working with Detective Frank Drebin, Police Squad.

Proposed review: "Simpson reaches new heights in realistic fiction"

Everyone already knows OJ is worthless scum. I think the indviduals behind the publishing should be exposed and called out as worthless scum. Anything for a buck.

Completely broken would be an exageration, but IMO, the system was never intended to let the defense make up any story it wants in order to create reasonable doubt.

This is like giving R. Kelly 3.5 million to write a story about hypothetically pissing on 15 year old girls.

A total waste.

Maybe I'm fucked up but I personally have no problem with OJ simpson or R. Kelly.
We have far worse people who this country honors and allows to roam free.
OJ killed nicole and thats messed up
But seriously R. Kelly pissed on someone.
Underage yes.
Fake Id yes
Not like he was patroling elementry schools for 8 year old girls while holding ducktape and a goat.....

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a GOAT?!

i like the cut of your jib.