NEWS: Stephen Hawking and Wife Headed for Divorce

CELEB: Stephen Hawking and Wife Headed for Divorce

Professor Stephen Hawking and his wife of eleven years filed for divorce in Cambridge County Court in England. Hawking and wife Elaine faced constant rumors about their marriage, including reports she abused the wheelchair-bound scientist (despite widespread reports of abuse, police failed to find any evidence). New rumors recently surfaced; sources said the marriage ended because Hawking is in love with someone else.

News of the divorce pleased friends of the couple. Tales of freaky-deaky actions by Elaine abound.

So, let’s sum this up: Stephen Hawking is smarter than you, has more money than you, and gets more ass than you. Life isn’t always fair, is it?

I'm still convinced that Hawking is completely brain dead and that a computer does all of his writing for him. Maybe Deep Blue or something.

...but computers are stupid..

Im gunna ignore that guy above me, the mans a genius. Go to a lecture and be amazed

I was wondering what was all the hubub in Cambridge was today, now I know Stephens found someone who give better head. Honestly one of the reasons they first got together was his ex wife never did and she was his carer and did

i doubt there's many people that would care to trade considering the phsyical condition he's in.

It was a joke.

I really must get down to Cambridge for one of his lectures one day.

i guess she hated the tire tread marks on the bedsheets

Besides, I like being dumb. It gets you out of stuff and keeps you happy.

Holy fuck he's married to Carrottop!

What blows my mind is that he has 3 children from a previous marriage.
I guess big brains are sexy.

When I first read that I thought it was kind of funny. Then I went back up and stared at the picture...and kept staring as I realized that you're probably right about it.

I'd fuck him.

"So, let's sum this up: Stephen Hawking is smarter you, has more money than you, and gets more ass than you. Life isn't always fair, is it?"

why would an intelligent human being make this last dumbass comment. he got where he is for the very reasons you mention my friend, cos obviously you can't hold a candle to the man.

i am listening to >a briefer history of time< on audiobook and all i can say is that i am shocked that hawking has a sex drive,,,in the sense that his mind is soooo highly evolved i had just assumed the only function his body could possibly have is to keep his brain alive...another woman!? omg..you go dude.

I went to a lecture of his when I was quite young- something like 8 or 9 years old- and I was amazed and infatuated. I'd marry him in a fucking heartbeat.

He bet a subscription to Penthouse to another astronomer on a whether a theory about black holes was true or not. Now that is class.

First, you need to get a fucking sense of humor. Second, you better watch who you call "dumbass," kiddo.

And no, I can't hold a candle to the man, and neither can you or anyone else you've ever met.

Man, he can do better than her. Especialy if that initiation stuff is true.

he really is superintelligent. Ive tried reading some of his stuff and every 2 pages i have to think about it for 20mins or so to digest it. ITs facinating stuff. I guess hes too interested in black holes and not his wife's

Stephen Hawking is one ice-cold motherfucker. I think he just out-pimped Billy Joel.

I guess they must have had bitter arguments over the merits of super-string theory.

damn right

he's a fucking quake master

sometimes the love just evaporates.

A gentlemens bet says you can't prove that.