NEWS: Jonathan Kesselman’s Suicide Watch: Mel, You Have To Fucking Be Kidding Me!

Okay. I usually keep my mouth shut when I don't know ALL the facts.. which by the way people I don't, nor do I care to in this case. So unless we saw think the interview (which I did not see cuz I don't give a rats ass what a celebrity has to say) is Mels gospel, (which I don't) then put down your rifles... for now..Oh... and.. so fucking what!!!!!!!!!!!!

As far as Jon Kesselman saying Jews have been victims and persecuted.... well... the only people that haven't EVER been are the English and the Russians. Yeah. That's all I can think of anyway. So as I say to others of my persecuted heritage and everyone elses... GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As far as Mel being a drunken ass bag. Well.... yeah. Have we not yet noticed that Hollywood is filled by two classes here. Jews and the people who hate Jews. Mel not being a Jew has taken up the seat of Jew not liker. And again........ SO WHAT!!!!!!!!

WE KNOW!!!!! We've known for years!!!!!!!!!!! It's not a suprise. AND MANKIND OF ALL IT'S COLOURS AND CREEDS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE WARS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!! Jew, Iraqi's, Indians, Blacks, Whites, Yellows, Reds, Blues, Indigo's and fucking Violets. WE SUCK PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! Not just Mel. All of us.

Oh.... and Mr. Kesselman, I don't happen to think Mels all that brilliant an actor. And as far as businessman. Selling a christian movie to a christian world.... not a hard thing to do. While I respect your work (Yes. I saw the movie. I found refreshing and quite funny.) I don't respect much of this article. Becasue the more attention we all pay to Bazillionaires.... the more bullshit they're gonna spew. That's what they do when the lesser paid world listens. How many wise RICH celebs do you know.... cuz all I can think of is Yoda... wait a minute.... he's got some duds hand up HIS ass too.

My question is, can we look forward to a Mel-esque character in Hebrew Hammer 2: Hammer vs. Hitler? 'Cause that would be seriously awesome.
I can picture his costume as looking something like this:

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I can never trust Danny Glover again.

I"m deeply amused by the idiocy of those who respong to the absurd, insensitive and ignornant claim by a drunk millionaire that "Jews started all the World's Wars" with the brilliant and well considered reply of "Nuh-Uh! It was the Christians!!". Bravo.

RudieCantFail said:
My question is, can we look forward to a Mel-esque character in Hebrew Hammer 2: Hammer vs. Hitler? 'Cause that would be seriously awesome.
I can picture his costume as looking something like this:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Nice photo!


Actually...

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/studio_film/mel_gets_hammered_by_the_hebrews_42992.asp

One of my producers called Mel's production company (Icon) yesterday to suss out Mel's interest in playing himself. Apparenlty, he's very aware of the sequel and there is no way in hell (I mean, heck...sorry) he will participate. I guess we're going to have cast a look alike. It's a shame.

if this is for real...i fucking love you!

It's for real. I'd love to post the opening scene of the movie to give you guys a taste, but I'm not sure of rights/legal implications. Helen Suicide?

Jon_Kesselman said:

RudieCantFail said:
My question is, can we look forward to a Mel-esque character in Hebrew Hammer 2: Hammer vs. Hitler? 'Cause that would be seriously awesome.
I can picture his costume as looking something like this:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Nice photo!


Actually...

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/studio_film/mel_gets_hammered_by_the_hebrews_42992.asp

One of my producers called Mel's production company (Icon) yesterday to suss out Mel's interest in playing himself. Apparenlty, he's very aware of the sequel and there is no way in hell (I mean, heck...sorry) he will participate. I guess we're going to have cast a look alike. It's a shame.

AWESOME!!!!!

Mel is RICH. FILTHY RICH. and a DRUNK. what does he fucking care about apologies?
There was so much hype about that Passion movie, that i never even flinched to rent it.
pfft.

Fuck the movie.
Above all, FUCK MEL GIBSON.

if he gave a SHIT, he would donate money to the victimized jews or fuckingwhatever.

He stirred up his own pile of shit, now he can SWIM IN IT.

SHIT. CAST ME. ill play jesus christ on acid for i give a fuck.

There a lot of paint fumes where you sit? I'm just gonna go ahead and assume there are, because the alternative is just too damn sad.

Fucking mel, i hate u

This may be shallow of me in light of what strong feelings this issue seems to bring up.. But really all I want is one more lethal weapon movie before Mel Implodes and starts reading Mein Kampf out loud on street corners.. I suppose that makes me stupid but I promise to start hating him AFTER one more lethal weapon..

Yup....

Was it Fouccault or Derridas that said one's words state more about the speaker than the truth? Both of them said something to that effect? Oh.

Honestly, your article here tells me much more about yourself than it does about Mel gibson or related current world issues. Ir probably would have come across much more convincingly had you at least attempted to sound objective.

By the way, "gofuckyourself@youanti-semiticpieceofshit.com" was ingeniously both convincing and professional. I'll need to remember to use it in my next poli sci paper.

Did you see the interview? I mean, did you? "One's words state more about the speaker than the truth?" I'm not sure I understand entirely what you mean, but "the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world"- now those are some words. Mr. Kesselman can correct me if I'm wrong, but this article wasn't meant to be scholarly. I'm pretty sure your poli-sci prof. wouldn't approve. But we're not in the classroom anymore and the article was an emotional response to a bullshit interview given by a crazy son of a bitch. Now, I didn't consult my Batlett's Book of Familiar Quotations before writing this, so if you know any arcane philosophy that makes me look foolish then by all means rock that shit.
The point is, unless I'm missing something, that Mel Gibson is nuts and that he continues to demonstrate definite negative feelings towards the Jewish community even while he assures as all that he is not an anti-semite. Actions speak louder than words, I think Abraham Lincoln said that.