Stuff That You Are Good At

Being a mom
Sarcasm
Sex
Remembering song lyrics after hearing a song twice
My job
Baking
Writing
Spelling (re-checks list for spelling errors)
Holding a grudge (not something good to be good at, but I do excel)
The New York Times crossword (in pen)
Dancing

• Listening - it is a curse actually. Since I am not the type to gossip it appears that people feel they can tell me anything
• Sizing people up for what they truly are, given a few hours with a person and I can read them like a book
• Country dancing, it's been proven time and time again that if it has a beat I can two step to it
• Card games, especially Rummy
• Remembering stupid little known facts
• History
• Driving, I like to drive fast and aggressive and think that there is actually nothing better than I-45 South to Houston on a Monday morning (around 5AM). Those fuckers watch way too much Nascar.
• Soldiering. I love leading troops and have become somewhat of an expert at squad tactical movements.
• Strategy games
• Drawing
• Writing, if the mood strikes me. Not pretty things like DhD; professional or descriptive writing is what I do best.
• Motivating people
• Singing, I also have an incredible ability to learn songs quickly
• Organizing things
• Cleaning
• Shooting
• Eating pussy, I have somewhat of an oral fixation
• Navigation, I rarely get lost and my wife hates it
• Cooking
• Problem solving
• Flirting, I am a natural born flirt - sometimes I don't even realize I am doing it - and it will go absolutely nowhere because I am married to the best woman in the world
• Sarcasm
• Insulting people
• Cursing, I can string a sentence together with up to 12 cuss words and phrases without repeating a single one
• Teaching - I actually intend to teach high school when I retire

annoying people
being sarcastic
getting drunk people home
and other things, but those would be the three things I'm best at