Stuff That You Are Good At

n no particular order:

-Self-awareness
-Coming up with the witty one-liner
-Wiffleball
-Dispensing advice to other people about their relationships
-Remaining rational in a debate
-House of the Dead (Arcade version)
-Backrubs
-Makin' Out
-Closing arguments/Opening Statements
-Research
-Karaoke
-Boozing
-Whoring
-Trivial Pursuit
-Reading Comprehension
-Sex

Now you. Go.

And yes, this is just a rip-off of my own friends thread.

I can sleep like you wouldn't believe and I am awesome at smoking cigarettes.

-Smelling food for long distances
-Coming up with the witty one-liner
-Judo
-Dispensing advice to other people about their relationships
-Remaining irrational in a debate
-Mega Man games
-Footrubs
-Makin' Out
-Closing arguments/Opening Statements
-Research
-Singalongs
-Air Guitar
-Hookah-ing
-Whoring
-RISK
-Reading Comprehension
-Sex
-World Languages
-Linguistics
-Cooking with any fish
-Incense Appreciation
-Masturbation
-Seeing in the dark
-Anilingus
-Befriending girls

- Putting my foot in my mouth

-bubblegum
-motorscooter
-lightning
-3.14159265
-potato
-virgin sacrifice to my dark lord
-emu
-5 print "goo goo ga ga"
-10 goto 5
-run

Luckily, I have that IOU.

I make pretty good scrambled eggs.

-Playing the Gee-tar
-Making teh love
-Making people laugh
-Dressing myself
-Being charming
-Having an enormous vocabulary
-Procrastination
-Dancing Humorously
-Shopping
-Kissing
-Picking Restaurants
-Skepticism
-Analytical thinking
-Painting
-Dreaming Big
-Relaxing

-Spelling mistakes
-Bad Grammar
-Pissing people off
-Being impatient
-Killing myself
-Breaking my bones
-Dating crazy women
-Getting dressed
-Staying in bed
-Watching cartoons
-Making a mess
-Procrastination
-Running out of oxygen
-Talking with food in my mouth
-Driving too fast
-Being too honest
-Wearing glasses
-Biting things
-Getting what I want
-Chewing Gum
-Loosing my voice

-Talking about myself.

Ohh me too!

These made for good bookends

Being a total douchebag.

Oh you say that to all the boys....

I wasn't kidding, you see.

-Time Pilot '84 (Why this is the one game for which I can routinely break the world record, I dunno)
-crossword puzzles (US-style)
-newspaper puzzles in general
-massages
-being an emotional basketcase
-doing all that is required to run an OTC department of a pharmacy
-working alone
-making weird sound effects with my mouth
-doing voices and accents of a few non-famous people (uncanny mimickry of coworkers brings neither fame nor fortune, but amuses at least a few people)
-densely ignoring blatant flirtation from women that I often am wishing would blatantly flirt with me
-self-control

I can't wait for the "Stuff you are bad at" thread-- I can so ruminate on that subject.

- karaoke (sometimes)
- shirtlessness
- general douchebaggery
- cooking
- fisting unravled
- really irritating MisterSatan

-reading
-sex
-drinking water
-cooking
-eating
-making people feel good
-making people feel terrible
-drinking martinis
-sex
-ignoring pain
-enjoying pain
-driving fast
-drinking beer
-not drinking and driving together
-writing
-feeling
-working
-making money
-spending money
-calming wild animals
-understanding
-drinking wine
-lifting heavy objects
-lying
-telling the truth
-drinking margaritas
-compliments
-insults
-drinking port
-speling mitakes
-tyos
-air hockey
-breaking other peoples hands while playing air hockey
-volleyball

I would like to edit this to say that I am not technically "Good at Playing the Gee-tar" but I am good at playing the Gee-tar in such a way that people often think I am good at playing the Gee-tar. It was bothering me. Carry on.

-Jack
-Shit

- procrastination
- all endeavors related to trivia and its dissemination
- self-destruction
- being aloof
- making inaccurate first impressions
- making children cry

fixing things. also breaking things.

- Talking
- Telling Jokes
- Reading
- Being intraspective
- Long discussions of History
- Building Groups
- pissing off students
- Driving (especially in winter)
- public speaking
- helping other people with their problems
- Writing
- Drinking (beer!)
- Accents
- Quoting movies, years after I've last seen them
- Singing, especially Country
- Shocking people
- Swearing (I've got an honorary PhD in cursing!)
- Falling for the crazy ones
- Making a bloody full of myself

i don't know if that qualifies as a freudian slip, but it's certainly some type of slip.