One of the counselors at a summer camp I was at in middle school told me about the time he cut a hole in a black trash bag, put it over his head, and taped small yellow balloons to it to go as...
I once went to a costume party where all the guests had to dress up as an emotion. When the host answered the door, one of her guests was painted head to toe in pink and wearing nothing but a feather boa.
"My word, what have you come as?" Asked the host.
"Well, I'm tickled pink of course." Replied her guest.
Next there was a man painted totally in green with N V written on his shirt.
"Let me guess," said the host. "Green with envy?"
"That's right!" her guest replied.
Next Mick and Paddy, her Irish neighbours knocked on the door. Mick looked to have a pear on his wedding tackle and Paddy had his old fella dangling in a bowl of custard. Shocked, the host demanded,"And just what are you two supposed to be?"
"Well," Paddy said triumphantly, "I'm fuckin' dis'custard and Mick here's cum in dis'pear."
Vampirate
Durham, NC
October 2004
OCT 23, 2006 05:15 AM