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SUICIDEGIRL

North Carolina, USA

OCT 13, 2006 11:00 AM

Although I once did a killer Aeon Flux costume, I generally try to avoid the Sexy Cop/Devil/Cat/Witch/Nun/Zombie/Hamburger/Abortion crud that is standard for females between the ages of 15 and 40 every Halloween.

My favorite costumes are, in grand Flux form, retarded, semi-erudite puns.

I'm trying to come up with something truly genius this year. I've thought about wearing boxers and a t-shirt that says FIGHT THE POWER (the Boxer Rebellion), dressing like a matador and speaking only in questions (the Spanish Inquisition), or covering myself in gummy worms with a sign that says EAT ME (the Diet of Worms). I'm not super-crazy about any of these, though, and am thinking about going as Chapter Seven of the Quijote, wearing just pasties and underpants with the entirety of the chapter written on me. But then I'd just be Sexy Literature, and I'd probably get pretty chilly besides!

So help me out, you nerds.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

OCT 13, 2006 11:10 AM

Wear a cape, smear yourself with ice cream, and put a knife through your chest and be...

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

OCT 13, 2006 11:51 AM

You could go as one of The Podcats, although that's not quite punny.

eyerush

eyerush

Hayward, CA
October 2005

OCT 13, 2006 11:56 AM

That aeon flux costume is just about the hottest thing to happen in the universe. For some reason though, a girl in a matador costume does unthinkable things to my imagination.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

OCT 13, 2006 12:01 PM

Don a party hat with a noisemaker, carry around a gallon jug of Earl Gray, and say "wicked pissah" a lot and be the Boston Tea Party.

Either that or go as Randolph Carter.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

OCT 13, 2006 12:02 PM

Bad Idea #2:

A short fit white outfit with large placed stains, a seemly dead toddler doll strapped to your leg, one or more unrolled condoms strategically affixed to your body. Top it off with a large cigar, all whilst wielding a bloody claw hammer. When people asked who you were supposed to be you could tell them...

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The Aristocrats?

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

OCT 13, 2006 12:53 PM

A spoon, A hypodermic needle, some rubber tubing (or a belt) and some victorian plays/sonnets

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The Collected "Works" of William Shakespeare

Vampirate

Vampirate

Durham, NC
October 2004

OCT 13, 2006 05:03 PM

So, obviously, I couldn't not come up with a few of my own:

You could dress up in really cheesy Halloweeny regalia and carry a gun and be

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the October Revolution.


You could just wear a big bag over you with S*P*Q*R on it, and be

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the Sack of Rome.


You could get a couple of friends to dress up like soldiers and shoot at each other and stuff, all the while going "oh, pardon me," and "terribly sorry!" and "If you wouldn't mind," etc., being

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the Civil War.


You could just sit with a boom box playing that one Sisters of Mercy song over and over and over and over and over again, and be

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Lucretia Bores Ya.


In that same vein, you and someone else could both drone on and on endlessly at each other, being totally uninteresting, and be

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the Bore (Boer) War.


Finally, I suppose, technically, you could dress up in a suit of armor and pretend to be blown around by a very strong wind, exclaiming amusingly in italian the entire time, thus calling yourself a

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Florence Knight-in-Gale.


Ugh, I think I made myself sick with all that.

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

North Carolina, USA

OCT 13, 2006 05:05 PM

Dear sweet unholy Dagon...I love you.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

OCT 13, 2006 05:15 PM

Flux said:
dressing like a matador and speaking only in questions (the Spanish Inquisition),



I like this because...

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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!


It had to be done.

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

OCT 13, 2006 05:41 PM

one year my halloween costume was "your mom"
i almost got in like 3 fights.

i dont think that costume works as much when youre a hot girl.

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

OCT 13, 2006 05:52 PM



pygmy

pygmy

Nashville, TN
July 2004

OCT 13, 2006 05:58 PM

you could carry a banjo and maybe a plastic crawfish*, talk with a creole accent, wear wolf ears and pointy teeth and be beowulf (bayou wolf) tongue



*i think you could get away with using a fake lobster

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

OCT 13, 2006 06:00 PM

How about wearing a slip with a cigar and a picture of your mom on it ....Freudian Slip.

Ascanius

Ascanius

South Royalton, VT
October 2006

OCT 13, 2006 06:08 PM

Carve a penis out of a potato, cut the left wing off of a pair of fairy wing, wear the other, tie the potato to the wing and be a:

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right wing dictator

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

OCT 13, 2006 11:05 PM

Umm, pastry chef?

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

OCT 14, 2006 12:35 AM

go on and on about being a symbiote, and when people ask you if that's what you're dressed as say that no, you're variance. when they ask how/why, reply "...well, i'm in Flux"

SoonerDog

SoonerDog

United Kingdom
July 2002

OCT 14, 2006 06:47 AM

Recite this guys lyrics in the style of Mark E Smith over a boom box playing House music.


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"The Fall of the House of Usher"

I deserve to die...

Nomi

Nomi

USA
June 2006

OCT 14, 2006 07:35 AM

Darth Vader helmet and a green peace shirt...

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Darth Nader

(my favorite part is it's complete lack of timeliness.)

legman

legman

Portland, OR
February 2006

OCT 14, 2006 12:31 PM

http://suicidegirls.com/media/members/5/89/44895/8152/1169659.jpg

love how about the aeon flux costume again??? with pics! biggrin love

MrStitches

MrStitches

Sag Harbor, NY
November 2003

OCT 15, 2006 07:16 PM


Whiskey rebellion?

pavlovsdog

pavlovsdog

Asheville, NC
May 2004

OCT 16, 2006 09:09 PM

Make some clouds out of cotton or whatever, and then attach some pictures of Osma Bin Laden/ Al-Zarqawi, Ted Kaczynski, Timothy McVeigh, etc and go as...

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The Reign of Terror

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

OCT 17, 2006 12:32 AM

You could adorn yourself with black feathers and a beak, then walk around with a necklace with a shot glass attached, carrying a bottle of tequila. You would then repeat what people just said and offer them shots.

Since you would be...

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Tequila Mockingbird!

Coliwali

Coliwali

I'm lost
February 2003

OCT 17, 2006 01:15 AM

Wear a Descartes T-shirt and get a stick horse.
That way you can be:

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Descartes before da horse.

Emperor_Norton

Emperor_Norton

Phoenix, AZ
February 2006

OCT 17, 2006 03:08 AM

You could wear a suit fashioned to look like a giant cell phone, with tentacles coiled all over your body.

When people hear something ringing, they'll take one look at you and know that it's

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The Call Of Cthulthu.


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