Puntastic Halloween Costumes

Wear a cape, smear yourself with ice cream, and put a knife through your chest and be...

You could go as one of The Podcats, although that's not quite punny.

That aeon flux costume is just about the hottest thing to happen in the universe. For some reason though, a girl in a matador costume does unthinkable things to my imagination.

Don a party hat with a noisemaker, carry around a gallon jug of Earl Gray, and say "wicked pissah" a lot and be the Boston Tea Party.

Either that or go as Randolph Carter.

Bad Idea #2:

A short fit white outfit with large placed stains, a seemly dead toddler doll strapped to your leg, one or more unrolled condoms strategically affixed to your body. Top it off with a large cigar, all whilst wielding a bloody claw hammer. When people asked who you were supposed to be you could tell them...

A spoon, A hypodermic needle, some rubber tubing (or a belt) and some victorian plays/sonnets

So, obviously, I couldn't not come up with a few of my own:

You could dress up in really cheesy Halloweeny regalia and carry a gun and be

You could just wear a big bag over you with S*P*Q*R on it, and be

You could get a couple of friends to dress up like soldiers and shoot at each other and stuff, all the while going "oh, pardon me," and "terribly sorry!" and "If you wouldn't mind," etc., being

You could just sit with a boom box playing that one Sisters of Mercy song over and over and over and over and over again, and be

In that same vein, you and someone else could both drone on and on endlessly at each other, being totally uninteresting, and be

Finally, I suppose, technically, you could dress up in a suit of armor and pretend to be blown around by a very strong wind, exclaiming amusingly in italian the entire time, thus calling yourself a

Ugh, I think I made myself sick with all that.

I like this because...

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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!


It had to be done.

one year my halloween costume was "your mom"
i almost got in like 3 fights.

i dont think that costume works as much when youre a hot girl.

you could carry a banjo and maybe a plastic crawfish*, talk with a creole accent, wear wolf ears and pointy teeth and be beowulf (bayou wolf)



*i think you could get away with using a fake lobster

How about wearing a slip with a cigar and a picture of your mom on it ....Freudian Slip.

Carve a penis out of a potato, cut the left wing off of a pair of fairy wing, wear the other, tie the potato to the wing and be a:

Umm, pastry chef?

go on and on about being a symbiote, and when people ask you if that's what you're dressed as say that no, you're variance. when they ask how/why, reply "...well, i'm in Flux"

Recite this guys lyrics in the style of Mark E Smith over a boom box playing House music.

Darth Vader helmet and a green peace shirt...

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how about the aeon flux costume again??? with pics!

Whiskey rebellion?

Make some clouds out of cotton or whatever, and then attach some pictures of Osma Bin Laden/ Al-Zarqawi, Ted Kaczynski, Timothy McVeigh, etc and go as...

You could adorn yourself with black feathers and a beak, then walk around with a necklace with a shot glass attached, carrying a bottle of tequila. You would then repeat what people just said and offer them shots.

Since you would be...

Wear a Descartes T-shirt and get a stick horse.
That way you can be:

You could wear a suit fashioned to look like a giant cell phone, with tentacles coiled all over your body.

When people hear something ringing, they'll take one look at you and know that it's