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llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

OCT 12, 2006 09:42 PM

i was standing in line at the drugstore.

the cashier was maybe high or something; it took her 45 minutes to ring up my ream of paper.

so, there i am.

and what does one do when one is standing in line at the drugstore? one looks at the covers of the stupid tabloids. "us," "people," you know, that crap.

now, here is my question. why in the HELL is jennifer farking aniston on the cover of so many magazines? i mean, she's hawt and all that, but like... WHY?

please, someone, alleviate my confusion.

Necrosis

Necrosis

Australia
January 2006

OCT 12, 2006 09:45 PM

This is a question that has baffled the ages. I really couldn't tell you - I often ask myself the same thing.

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

OCT 12, 2006 10:47 PM

omg, see? no one knows.

clearly, jennifer aniston is some sort of phenomenon which modern science cannot explain.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

OCT 12, 2006 11:11 PM

Psst. Hey, Jennifer Aniston...

Your balls are showing...

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

OCT 12, 2006 11:25 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:
Psst. Hey, Jennifer Aniston...

Your balls are showing...



maybe THAT'S why

SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

OCT 12, 2006 11:54 PM

Okay, since you answering it, I have a question.

Farking? What the fuck?

Sid

Sid

SUICIDEGIRL

Colorado, USA

OCT 13, 2006 12:02 AM

personally, i think she's ugly and talentless, but i guess that's just me.

snidebot

snidebot

Berkeley, CA
October 2005

OCT 13, 2006 01:35 AM

my question is....do i know you? i am the only person i have ever encountered that uses the word "fark". even being from indianapolis could explain this to some degree.

otherwise, it's just a weird, weird, weird makes-my-head-want-to-asplode coincidence.

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

OCT 13, 2006 01:51 AM

i like the word "fark." it sounds dumb. which makes it a good fit for dumb threads.

like this one.

snidebot

snidebot

Berkeley, CA
October 2005

OCT 13, 2006 02:15 AM

llouys said:
i like the word "fark." it sounds dumb. which makes it a good fit for dumb threads.

like this one.



*head asplodes*

jogu

jogu

Australia
September 2005

OCT 13, 2006 04:20 AM

she is not 'hawt'

she looks stinky

bye

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

OCT 13, 2006 09:54 AM

snidebot said:

llouys said:
i like the word "fark." it sounds dumb. which makes it a good fit for dumb threads.

like this one.



*head asplodes*



Well, there is the well known website Fark.com, and the Columbian guerrilla paramilitary group 'FARC' with the same pronunciation.

Tornateaux

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY
August 2006

OCT 13, 2006 12:58 PM

I'll give you two reasons...






Okay, seriously, I don't know, either. I never thought she was all that, and I absolutely cannot fucking stand Friends. She's okay, I guess. I don't wish her ill or anything, just never understood why she was famous.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

OCT 13, 2006 06:05 PM

Asking why she is famous is about as productive as asking why anyone is famous. She's famous because someone who controls media distribution channels decided she should be.

Tornateaux

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY
August 2006

OCT 13, 2006 07:03 PM

FridgeMagnet said:
Asking why she is famous is about as productive as asking why anyone is famous. She's famous because someone who controls media distribution channels decided she should be.



Either that, or she did that thing with her tongue on the casting couch...

AceT

AceT

Portland, OR
April 2004

OCT 13, 2006 07:34 PM

You know, it's ok to use the word "fuck" here. We're all adults.

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

OCT 13, 2006 08:27 PM

AndyM said:
You know, it's ok to use the word "fuck" here. We're all adults.



but "fark" is so much more OBSCENE

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

OCT 13, 2006 09:21 PM

AndyM said:
You know, it's ok to use the word "fuck" here. We're all adults.



/flag

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

OCT 13, 2006 10:53 PM

I once bumped into her in Union Square.

The girl I was with was way, way hotter than she was. Truly.

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

OCT 13, 2006 11:24 PM

Subrosa said:
I once bumped into her in Union Square.

The girl I was with was way, way hotter than she was. Truly.



i once bumped into the turnstile at a metro station.

it was hot that day.

kind of.

DrNecessitor

DrNecessitor

San Jose, CA
January 2003

OCT 13, 2006 11:29 PM

She's famous for being on Friends and for being dumped by Brad Pitt.

Next.

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

OCT 15, 2006 01:49 PM

Tornateaux said:
I'll give you two reasons...






Okay, seriously, I don't know, either. I never thought she was all that, and I absolutely cannot fucking stand Friends. She's okay, I guess. I don't wish her ill or anything, just never understood why she was famous.



fauxtoshop

Argene

Argene

Pittsburgh, PA
June 2004

OCT 15, 2006 04:25 PM

Supposedly she just got a boob job.
Maybe that's why. There's some sort of celebrity plastic surgery bonanza going on (Ashley & Jessica Simpson, Tara Reid, etc.)