jennifer farking aniston

i was standing in line at the drugstore.

the cashier was maybe high or something; it took her 45 minutes to ring up my ream of paper.

so, there i am.

and what does one do when one is standing in line at the drugstore? one looks at the covers of the stupid tabloids. "us," "people," you know, that crap.

now, here is my question. why in the HELL is jennifer farking aniston on the cover of so many magazines? i mean, she's hawt and all that, but like... WHY?

please, someone, alleviate my confusion.

This is a question that has baffled the ages. I really couldn't tell you - I often ask myself the same thing.

omg, see? no one knows.

clearly, jennifer aniston is some sort of phenomenon which modern science cannot explain.

Psst. Hey, Jennifer Aniston...

Your balls are showing...

maybe THAT'S why

Okay, since you answering it, I have a question.

Farking? What the fuck?

my question is....do i know you? i am the only person i have ever encountered that uses the word "fark". even being from indianapolis could explain this to some degree.

otherwise, it's just a weird, weird, weird makes-my-head-want-to-asplode coincidence.

i like the word "fark." it sounds dumb. which makes it a good fit for dumb threads.

like this one.

*head asplodes*

she is not 'hawt'

she looks stinky

bye

Well, there is the well known website Fark.com, and the Columbian guerrilla paramilitary group 'FARC' with the same pronunciation.

I'll give you two reasons...






Okay, seriously, I don't know, either. I never thought she was all that, and I absolutely cannot fucking stand Friends. She's okay, I guess. I don't wish her ill or anything, just never understood why she was famous.

Asking why she is famous is about as productive as asking why anyone is famous. She's famous because someone who controls media distribution channels decided she should be.

Either that, or she did that thing with her tongue on the casting couch...

You know, it's ok to use the word "fuck" here. We're all adults.

but "fark" is so much more OBSCENE

/flag

I once bumped into her in Union Square.

The girl I was with was way, way hotter than she was. Truly.

i once bumped into the turnstile at a metro station.

it was hot that day.

kind of.

She's famous for being on Friends and for being dumped by Brad Pitt.

Next.

fauxtoshop

Supposedly she just got a boob job.
Maybe that's why. There's some sort of celebrity plastic surgery bonanza going on (Ashley & Jessica Simpson, Tara Reid, etc.)