Moooooon River

Using the whole fist there, doc?

I saw my pimp today.

Love your body, Larry.

I'll have a steak sandwich and a...

steak sandwich.

Could I borrow your towel for a second? My car just hit a water buffalo.

He just went out for his urinalysis.

Hop-Along Cassidy killed himself here ... Bow and arrow - very weird.

I hate Tommy LaSorda!

Provo, Spain?

Why don't we go lay on the bed and I'll fill you in?

Don't talk to me like that, ass-face. I don't work for you yet.

i'm afraid i'm gonna have to pull rank on you. i didn't want to have to do this. i'm with the Mattress Police. there are no tags on these mattresses.

-You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him.

-I'll waive my rights.

keep ten for yourself. go and get yourself a nice piece of ass.

John. John Cock...tos... toy.

well, i'm not sure that's even a crime anymore, there've been a lot of changes in the law.

ohh...i thought this would be a Breakfast at Tiffany's thread...

It's me Dr. Rosenpenis

yr screenname comes from that guy in Dead Ringers, right?

fuck yeh

Its all done with ball bearings.

Meh, I thought this was a thread about the song Audrey Hepburn sang in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you.

I can't have my wages garnisheed.