NEWS: Tara Reid Bares All About Boob Job

American Pie? I know it's just me talking here, but I felt she killed every single scene she was in. I've seen better acting in porn.

Except the people this site is based on aren't exactly celebrities, are they? They're not out in front of hundreds of flashing cameras, too stoned to realize their overpriced dress has fallen faster than the Dow on Black Monday and exposed their butchered breasts. There's a difference between getting high, and smoking yourself retarded.

And for the record, I'm all for smoking a bowl when the opportunity presents itself.

Furthermore, the people this site is based on don't feel compeled to lie about embarassingly bad, unneccisary surgeries to make themselves look good. Personally, I can't stand a bald-faced liar.

Maybe I'm just crazy for thinking this way, but I think celebrities do have people to answer to. They're called "fans." Perhaps it's fucked up, but it's also pretty true. And what never ceases to amaze me is how fast people are to forgive celebrities of their piccadilos. Got blown by a $10-hooker in your Benz? No worries! Your last movie was so good, all's forgiven. Had a raging coke habit for decades? No biggie! You're so handsome and talented, you don't even need to go to rehab! Shot up too much smack and had a buckshot chaser? Awesome, now you'll be immortalized as a god for generations to come.

Being famous isn't an excuse for being a douche.

And the double-standard around here is mindboggling. I'm not speaking of anyone in particular, dkmfc, so please don't get me wrong here. I just find it funny that people can rip on Courtney Love all day long and it's all good, but the minute I voice a clearly stated opinion about Tara Reid, people are leaping to her defence.

No, I got what you're saying. And I agree, the not liking someone famous simply because she's blond-haired and blue-eyed I could never wrap my head around, either. I don't not like her because she's blonde and blue. I don't like her because she can't act, has no discrenable talent, and she's a fucking liar.

Tara Reid gave us the best bad movie in recent memory, Alone in the Dark, which set new standards for bad video game adaptations; surely the best MST3K fodder in years. Because of this movie, I have no ass. It was laughed off somewhere in a St Louis theater.

That, and I have to salute her for her honesty.

So while none of my experiences with Tara Reid suggest to me that she has any spark of talent or wit, they're all positive. Huh.

I've read that she's 165cm. If she actually does way 110 pounds then she's "underweight" by BMI at 18.3, but near the border of "underweight" and "normal".

Not that I agree with the lower ends of BMI scales, especially the 17.5 for anorexia nervosa, but that's another thread.