NEWS: Luke Wilson has 'Jessica Simpson Issues'

CELEB: Luke Wilson has 'Jessica Simpson Issues'

If you were looking forward to seeing Jessica Simpson and Luke Wilson on the big screen together, you weren’t alone; Simpson bragged for months about the role. Unfortunately for Simpson, her enthusiasm failed to impress Wilson. Apparently he told friends that shit will never happen.

When Star Magazine asked Wilson’s rep about the movie, he replied “This project is in talks.” Wilson’s friends took it a step further, claiming the actor was completely against starring with Simpson. “Luke Wilson will never do a movie with Jessica Simpson.”



Jessica’s contradicting story stinks of Daddy Joe Simpson:

Joe Simpson is the Karl Rove of show business. And each will get his comeuppance.



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I'm no Karl Rove fan, and Joe Simpson isn't in the same intellectual stratosphere as Karl Rove.

Counterpoint: He made Ashlee Simpson famous.

I'm glad that neither Luke Wilson or Jessica Simpson will do the movie. I think they're both idiots on film.

Making an incredibly good looking big titted blonde piece of jailbait famous at a time when incredibly good looking big titted blonde jailbait "singers" were all the rage, is probably not terribly hard.

Ashlee Simpson is the brunette, small titted, ugly one.

Have ya seen her lately?



But in the interests of full disclosure, I originally thought you said "Jessica" not "Ashlee" selective reading and all.

Bad. Ass.

Owen brothers FTW!

In an EDIT, FM put the same picture up that I did. For the record I was the pioneer, but he still had that damned 16 minute window.

small titted? maybe smallER titted. ugly? seriously?

did anyone else notice the photog in the picture is totally checking out her ass?

I thought it was just me!

And Luke Wilson FTW

First of all, Rove's name is misspelled in the original article Second of all, Joe Simpson can't compare to what Rove did in 2002 and 2004.

Sometimes the SG Double-Standard is really amusing. Ask your average member or model and they will say "SG is totally empowering to women....Every SG is beautiful" In the very next breath...they will have no qualms about saying "Ewwwwwww Jessica Simpson is ugly...and she's talentless...all she's got going for her are her tits"

Say that about a model...and it's a shitstorm at least....Zottsville at most.


I'm not a fan of Jessica Simpson...I'm just saying.....

Well, of course. I can't say a member is stupid or evil, but I can say it about the president. It's not really a double standard, it's just the rules.

Edited because I can't spell.

No...it's a double standard. Merely being "the rules" doesn't negate the fact that the doubled standard exists.

I guess i see what you're saying...I'm just pointing out that off of the site you can say an SG is ugly or whatever else you want. You just can't do it here.

Good for him!

Yes...I know. I've been a member of the site for 5 years. I have a rough idea of how things work around here. Is there another painfully obvious piece of information you'd like to pass along?

Painfully obvious? Like saying "there's a double standard! People say mean things to celebrities that they wouldn't say about SGs or members!" is some sort of breathtaking observation?

Honestly, your hostility toward people who are basically agreeing with you would be hilarious if it weren't so predictable and petty.

Shut up, doodie-face.

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

it wasn't so much that I was trying to be argumentative...as much as me not understanding why you'd try to contradict an observation. I wasn't making a statement of fact...I was merely musing about the double standard around here...the sheer hypocrisy displayed by some members & models.

I don't understand why you'd feel compelled to challenge or contradict that. If anything, I'd expect you to roll your eyes and think "what a moron"...but why take the time to clarify or corrent a personal observation?

So, this falls under the aphorism, You don't shit where you eat.