NEWS: Paris Rolls Her Own

CELEB: Paris Rolls Her Own

Would you be shocked to learn Paris Hilton rolls her own cigarettes? Sounds odd to me too, but that’s what the heiress claimed after photographers snapped pics of her stash.

As Hilton reached for her lip gloss while sitting front row at the Dolce & Gabbana fashion show, she left her purse wide open for photographers. Inside her bag, a small plastic bag of a suspicious herb-looking substance sat atop the purse’s other contents. Her over-worked rep, Elliot Mintz immediately jumped to Hilton’s defense.

Of all the unlikely tales Mintz could have concocted, he came up with a winner.

Yes, I’m sure she rolls her own because she’s thrifty.

`rolling` your own cancer sticks is aweeeeesomeeeee....

hmmm I'm not sure. As much as I would like to believe it's weed which I'm sure she smokes, it would be the shittiest brown weed ever. Assuming she knows atleast a LITTLE something about it, she would be aware that her billions of dollars could buy her the finest, richest, greenest chronic available. The bitch could special order it. But rolling her own cigarettes sounds really unlike her as well. Who the fuck knows with her.

yeah, that's what i was thinking.

...not that i would know, of course. *whistles*

if that is weed, the colour is a little strange...

it looks quite stretgically placed.

that doesn't look like weed or tobacco, it looks like that fake weed "budz" crap they sell that is just compressed sage and leftover sandal twine.

It's a little strange for tobacco too. but I'm gunna side with really shitty weed.

Also, those two girls in the back are totally talking shit on her.

"OMG, Becky! Look at her butt! it is soooo flat"

And then Sir Mix-A-Lot bursts in like Kool Aide.

"I Like Flat Butts and I cannot lie. Almost every brother will deny! etc etc"

Would she?

She does have a history being photographed while smoking shit...

looks like granola to me. maybe her rep doesn't want anyone to know she actually eats.

Paris Hilton smokes dirt. Awesome.

You basically said everything I would have said.

And call me old-fashioned, but I find the contents of a womans purse to be pretty confidential. Would she be able to sue for invasion of privacy?

Purses are nobody's business but the woman's own.

Just the way I feel.

if thats weed she got really ripped off. it looks like arizona dirt weed.

ZING!

-TM

I prefer to roll my own cancer cylinder.

*oops, double post*

I'm gonna go ahead and say it's the super dank chronic.

Looking at the shape of the left side...it looks like a nice bud...and that ain't brown schwag....it's the red/orange hairs from the tops of the nicest buds money will buy. Look closely and you can see the green mixed in. Add in either resin coating the inside of the baggie or the flash...and voila...case solved.

Plus she used to be a *client* of mine back in Cali, and this broad does NOT smoke dirt.....

Yea, it looks strategically placed but oh well, if you're a st0ned Ms. Hilton who cares. I don't think it'll hurt her, in fact it will probably show that she's "down". Anyway, looks pretty stoney to me.

Speaking of Paris Hilton I just read theUrban Dictionary Definition, what a lovely compendium of definitions

I have no problem with Paris Hilton.
The fact that she smokes weed just makes me come closer to liking her.

Oh, its not at all surprising; except it looks like her hookup sucks, that does not look like chronic to me.