NEWS: Weekend Fun With John Mayer

CELEB: Weekend Fun With John Mayer

Of all people, musician John Mayer has given me a new obsession: MyHeritage.com, where you can upload a photo of yourself and find out what celebrity their facial recognition program thinks you look like. According to the site, I look 70% like Claudia Pandolfi and 73% like Sophie Marceau (neither of whom I actually look like in real life). On his blog, John Mayer reports he was told he looks 68% like himself, but 72% like Jessica Lange (both of which I can see in the unusually hot picture he submitted).


John Mayer's Blog

Is it bad that I actually find this man attractive?

Leonardo DeCaprio and Simon Lebon?

That's weaker than John Mayer and Jack Johnson put together.

Apparently I'm 63% dude from Fall Out Boy.

Using a different picture says 76% Gary Oldman. Hmm.

I guess that's the sign that you're truly a celebrity. You go to see who you match up with and it tells you yourself.

Wow. John Mayer needs to stop being so cute and writing such a hilarious blog so that I can continue to be properly annoyed by his top-forty music.

In other news, MyHeritage tells me that w33z3r_1 has a 66% chance of being Keanu Reeves, proving to me once again that, on some subconscious level, I never really got over Ted "Theodore" Logan.

(Ooh, and a 61% chance of Robert DeNiro! Hot damn! )

john mayer is so funny, seems like a generally nice dude, and seems to have good taste in music. he just doesn't actually *make* that great of music. maybe he should just be like a *media personality,* in lieu of his current career of "crummy pop balladeer" ?

I scored a sweet Daryl Hannah 73%, Tobey Maguire 66% and...wait for it......Jon Bon Jovi 66%. Shocking.

I second that emotion!

that is a good looking man.

Ah-HA!

I got no matches.

Original Gangsta, baby...

yeah.
that picture makes me wish i could die with my face buried in his hair.
*drools*

MyHeritage says I look like a cross between Greta Garbo, Kelly Kapowski, Rachel McAdams, and Sir Edmund Hillary.

I think it's broken.

According to my results, I'm a 54% match with Lara Flynn Boyle. I will now no longer be able to watch reruns of The Practice with a straight face.

73% naomi watts! score! i'm fckn hawt.

also, 68% aj mclean (apparently a backstreet boy) and 64% kirk hammett.

i'll stick with naomi.

Erm...

Reese Witherspoon and Mikhail Gorbachev ?

Something's wrong with this program.

when did his jaw bone get so well defined?

apparently i have 54% likeness to wayne knight. You may now call me newman

I am flattered by my results.

63% Ed Gein. Thats hilarious 62% john travolta, 58% george clooney. Apparently I look like george clooney I don't see any of them. 56% andy warhol though. thats cool and 52% Paul McCartney, now if only i had 52% of his talent.

Freakpirate =



Lemonkid > MyHeritage.com.

62% christina ricci.

It seems to be based mostly on the angle of your face. In one I am 63% Osama Bin Laden, in another 75% Gisele Bundchen!

Dr. Jones! No time for love!

72% Keiko the killer whale

Dopiest website ever.

apparently i look like kirsten dunst and alyson hannigan (willow from buffy). pffti don't really see it but it said mr. mayer only looked 68% like himself so who knows.

what's with the picture he submitted, he looks like an emo myspace kid.

as a sidenote, his blog is in fact clever. his post about zombies is so random and silly that i had to crack up and his quote on his facial recognition results is fucking hilarious.

"That's right. There's a 72 percent chance I might be Jessica Lange, and a 68 percent chance I'm me.

This confirms everything."

hahahahha