NEWS: Lohan Stiffs Bag-Finding Chauffer

CELEB: Lohan Stiffs Bag-Finding Chauffer

After returning a Hermes handbag filled with $1 million in jewelry, you would think a guy would get a “thank you,” but apparently not. Chauffer Tom Webster found Lindsay Lohan’s missing bag at London’s Heathrow Airport, and promptly returned it to the distraught actress’s flack. Lohan’s rep assured Webster he would receive a reward, or at the very least, a personal thank you note from Lohan. Well, Webster is still waiting.

Lohan’s rep snapped back at Webster’s claims, saying the driver was clearly using this incident for publicity.

What kind of free publicity could the chauffer possibly want for himself? Publicity for his big, black car?


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I'd want people to know if I had a big black.. car.

Kind of an asshole move. Sure, she sucks for not thanking him, but going to the press about it is just as sucky. Moral of the story is to learn this phrase: "purse? what purse? I didn't find no purse. Which way to the Cadillac dealer?" If you can't keep track of a purse full of a million dollars worth of jewlery you deserve to lose the damned thing.

word!

I would have at least expected a vag shot

"I'm sorry, Ms. Lohan; I couldn't find your purse at the airport. I searched for hours and talked to all the employees. Huh? Yes, this is a new Giorgio Armani suit and Rolex wrist watch; thanks for noticing. Excuse me; I'm late for work."

*steps into stretch hummer, sporting 20", solid platinum rims and Gucci leather interior*

o_O ~ izzy b

What an idiot.

And that jacket is stupid too.

What, so this guy should be commended for admitting he's not a thief? Well damn if that's easy we should all be famous!

His reward was the high pound of blow he took outta the bag before he returned it.

Girls in casts are kinda hot.

There's nothing hot about the smell that develops under a cast after a few weeks.

if i found that shit i would have mad some 1'' diamond plugs. that broad wipes her ass with a million dollars every morning.

See, kids? The moral of this story is hyped celebrities don't give a fuck about you, so if you find their personal property in the backseat of a cab, you should sell it on eBay and sell any compromising pictures to the tabloids.

No...girls in casts don't listen and get what they deserve!




jk

Good point.

Ba-zing.

-TM

Aww, and here I am with the 1970's dude version of that jacket. It looks pretty cool I say!

Wonder how hard it'd be to make decent money off of stolen celebrity jewelry without getting caught.