Follicle challenged babies everywhere seethed when Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes bundle of joy, Suri, graced the cover of Vanity Fair magazine sporting a luxuriant head of hair. Babies and parents clamored for the Suri look. Thankfully, a savior arrived: Baby Toupee.

The mission of Santa Barbara, CA-based BabyToupee and Small Humans, LLC is to show that while parenting can be a great responsibility, it can also be a source of endless amusement. The companys goal is to bring creative and fun products to market that make parenting a little more fun, all while bringing a smile to the face of their children. Life is too short to take seriously have fun with your baby!

Dont let your baby be the only baldy at play dates. Baby Toupees website offers these fine hair-pieces in several styles: The Donald, The Lil Kim, The Samuel L. Jackson, and The Bob. For just $25, you can raise your babys self-esteem, giving the kid a head start on life.

SignalNoise

USA

February 2004

OCT 01, 2006 09:04 AM

no amount of irony changes the fact that this is a sailor suit for your child's head.

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH

November 2004

OCT 01, 2006 09:08 AM

fuck. yes.

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

OCT 01, 2006 09:12 AM

Oh, please. Like the Donald's hair ever looked that good.

-TM

Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

OCT 01, 2006 09:22 AM

Get. The fuck. Out.

cxi

Beverly Hills, CA

August 2004

OCT 01, 2006 09:38 AM

Haha the expression on the kid's face with The Donald is PERFECT

artmovesproduct

Denver, CO

August 2006

OCT 01, 2006 09:50 AM

This has to be a joke. Please let it be a joke.

OctEgon

Tustin, CA

July 2005

OCT 01, 2006 10:02 AM

Riiiiiiiiiiight

palewillow

United Kingdom

June 2004

OCT 01, 2006 10:06 AM

I think my son needs one of those! He's nearly one and hardly a hair on his head!

Cairo

SUICIDEGIRL

Maryland, USA

OCT 01, 2006 10:07 AM

All of us at Baby Toupee believe we share a responsibility to help those in need, particularly when it comes to children. For this reason we donate 10% of all proceeds to children's charities. We like to have fun as much as anyone, maybe more, but neglected children are no laughing matter.

BabyToupee is very proud to sponsor the Santa Barbara Bowl Education Outreach Program and the Storyteller Foundation. The Bowl Education Outreach Program supports music and performing arts education for children. Storyteller Children's Center provides quality, tuition-free early childhood education for homeless and at-risk children, as well as comprehensive support services for their families.

It's weird but it can't be all evil!

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY

February 2003

OCT 01, 2006 10:08 AM

he is the president of a client

Anonym

Sarnia, ON

January 2005

OCT 01, 2006 10:14 AM

AndersWolleck said:
he is the president of a client

Oh thank god someone brought that up.

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI

March 2004

OCT 01, 2006 10:25 AM

Yeah, because it's such a good idea to have long strands of fabric dangling inches from a baby's mouth.

papawheelie

Fisty, KY

February 2003

OCT 01, 2006 10:26 AM

i hear congress is trying to get merkins for some of the congressional pages

artmovesproduct

Denver, CO

August 2006

OCT 01, 2006 10:28 AM

dingoes8 said:
Yeah, because it's such a good idea to have long strands of fabric dangling inches from a baby's mouth.

No shit. That lil' kim wig is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

poolshark

Virgin Islands

April 2006

OCT 01, 2006 10:32 AM

palewillow said:
I think my son needs one of those! He's nearly one and hardly a hair on his head!

He is adorable. Maybe the Donald would be best for him?

edith

France

April 2006

OCT 01, 2006 10:33 AM

artmovesproduct said:

dingoes8 said:
Yeah, because it's such a good idea to have long strands of fabric dangling inches from a baby's mouth.

No shit. That lil' kim wig is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

it's.a.joke.

for fuck's sake.

artmovesproduct

Denver, CO

August 2006

OCT 01, 2006 10:47 AM

edith said:

artmovesproduct said:

dingoes8 said:
Yeah, because it's such a good idea to have long strands of fabric dangling inches from a baby's mouth.

No shit. That lil' kim wig is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

it's.a.joke.

for fuck's sake.

Ha ha?

edith

France

April 2006

OCT 01, 2006 10:56 AM

artmovesproduct said:

edith said:

artmovesproduct said:

dingoes8 said:
Yeah, because it's such a good idea to have long strands of fabric dangling inches from a baby's mouth.

No shit. That lil' kim wig is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

it's.a.joke.

for fuck's sake.

Ha ha?

yes, a joke. people will actually buy them, put them on their baby and take silly pictures or bring them trick or treating.

do you think people will put them on their infants and then put the babies down for a nice long nap?

ha ha, lighten up.

TheFly

Eagle Springs, NC

November 2003

OCT 01, 2006 11:11 AM

palewillow said:
I think my son needs one of those! He's nearly one and hardly a hair on his head!

NO! I was nearly bald until I was 2 (my mother would "wash my hair" by rubbing a washcloth over my head). And so far I've ended up with more hair at my age than my father or my mother's father (since baldness supposedly comes from your mother).

So, for the Love of God, don't do that to your child. Please? Well, maybe the Samuel L.

vorbei

Phoenix, AZ

January 2005

OCT 01, 2006 11:21 AM

i saw this site last week and sent it to a few expecting co-workers. one actually ordered one for this wife's upcoming baby shower. it's a silly idea, though.

Paisley

USA

September 2006

OCT 01, 2006 11:25 AM

palewillow said:
I think my son needs one of those! He's nearly one and hardly a hair on his head!

Your son is absolutely astonishingly adorable!

artmovesproduct

Denver, CO

August 2006

OCT 01, 2006 11:48 AM

edith said:

artmovesproduct said:

edith said:

artmovesproduct said:

dingoes8 said:
Yeah, because it's such a good idea to have long strands of fabric dangling inches from a baby's mouth.

No shit. That lil' kim wig is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

it's.a.joke.

for fuck's sake.

Ha ha?

Did you buy one?

Is that what this is really about?

Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

OCT 01, 2006 11:51 AM

artmovesproduct said:

edith said:

artmovesproduct said:

edith said:

artmovesproduct said:

dingoes8 said:
Yeah, because it's such a good idea to have long strands of fabric dangling inches from a baby's mouth.

No shit. That lil' kim wig is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

it's.a.joke.

for fuck's sake.

Ha ha?

Did you buy one?

Is that what this is really about?

It's common sense. You've got to lighten up and stop being so argumentative, babes.

AndyXero

United Kingdom

August 2005

OCT 01, 2006 11:55 AM

Do they make a plain rubber cap for if your baby is born with too much hair aswell?

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