NEWS: Screech Allegedly Starring in Kinky Sex Tape

CELEB: Screech Allegedly Starring in Kinky Sex Tape

And I thought life couldn’t get any better. Rumor has it, our beloved Screech (Dustin Diamond) starred in his own sex tape!

Smut-peddler David Hans Schmidt, the leader in selling homemade celeb sex tapes, claimed to obtain a sex tape starring Diamond getting it on with a pair of ladies. Schmidt titled his masterpiece Saved By the Smell. Diamond doesn’t just get it on with ladies; Schmidt said Diamond performed the infamous Dirty Sanchez, hence the film title.

Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, doesn’t deny that his client starred in the 40 minutes sex romp.

I'm not so sure about that, but maybe it will help with Saved by the Bell DVD sales.

Ole' DD is truly an American treasure.

-TM

maybe he'll make enough money from the tape to save his house

Dirty Sanchez? Oh...my.

Word is he is hung like a horse, like a monster cock.

I DO NOT wanna know what a dirty sanches or whatever is.

BUT if the pair he costarred in this film was Tiffany Amber Theisen and Lark Voorhies....I might glance

Im not that big on porn but what I have seen of the Paris hilton tape on tv. She spends over half of it just being adorable as her and her guy exchange sweet lovie phrases and flirt.

there were no sanchez's...dirty or not....I dont know what one is....but Im sure it wasnt in there.


OH MY FUCKING GAWD.... I just Wiki'd dirty sanchez!

WHERE THE FUCK DO PEOPLE COME OP WITH THIS? this is 5 times worse than that steamer thing.....HOLY FUCKSOR

link....the link says Dustin Diamond is a sick fuck!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_sanchez

I was going to say "man, he'll do anything to save his house!" but you beat me to it.

Kinda late with this aren't ya ?

Screech sex tape

ewww
i thought Dirty Sanchez was a tv show over here :|

No, a Cleveland Steamer is definitely worse, especially in the Cleveland Steamer/Chili Dog combo.

-TM

I actually disagree, the cleveland steamer is at least away from the mouth.

but a cleveland steamer is more than just a smear though.

HAHAH Screech plays WoW on gorefiend
i just talked to him in WoW like a crazy stalker

As a sane, well-adjusted stalker, I find your actions abhorrent in the extreme.

Is he Horde or Alliance?

haha schreech sex tape!! umm...dirty sanchez..I would have kicked him in the nuts...but that is just me. ugh! nastiness. who the fuck comes up with this shit...haha no pun intended

OMG...I just looked up cleveland steamer.. UGH!!! WHY??? UGH! vomit...

I know the picture is small and shit but what do you xpect from a phone camera last minute. It's Screech and myslef about a month ago at the Milwaukee airport

Well:

(Description spoilered for your protection)

-TM

i'd watch it if it also included the pink sock, jelly donut, and a philly cheesesteak. a lone dirty sanchez is simply not enough.

if you're going to propose something as absurd as screech being in a porno ("saved by the smell"?), you might as well include the most insanely perverted sexual stunts ever performed.

Saved By the Smell ! haha!
Yeah, this is a perfect away to escape the Screech typecast. ..now its Scat Screech .

I need to get a copy of this for my video store. This shit will rent like crazy!

it's only logical that he'd resort to gimmicks like this, especially after his career came to a screeching halt.

Jelly donut, donkey punch, atm, rusty trombone, Roman shower, etc. Come on now. You have the internet, why are you surprised?

Now you guys are just showing off how much weird sick shit you can google

What gets me is the fact that all this shit (pun kind'a intended) HAS names. I mean, in order to HAVE a name, it means enough people have done it enough times to warrant titling for discussion. This means, no matter what disgusting perverted freaky-assed stuff you find on the inet...it has already been done...a lot.