If you could be...

^ Hey dude, thanks for making mine seem totally PC by comparison.


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Naturally I'd still think I was a guy, so I'd be picking up all the cute lesbians. Sweeeeet.

First off, I'd examine my new body and test out the new equipment. Knowing that I'd change back to a guy, I'd want to have a little more insite into how I might be a better lover someday.
Other than that, I'd prob'ly just go through my day as normal (except where necessary)...

I'd walk up to every guy I see and press my boobs into his back. I think most ofthe time girls know when they're doing that to guys, but hot damn! What a turn on. I'd have fun laughing at everybody that got a cheap feel of my boobs.

I'd ride on subways or buses and insinuate myself into the personal space of others. I'd be a lot more brave about hitting on women. I'd find out if women really are better kissers than men and whether or not all this bitching about beard stubble is justified.

I'd insert tampons into myself just to see how uncomfortable that really is. I'd by sexy underwear, wear them all day, and lay around sniffing them at night.

I'd wear a loose v-neck top with no bra, because cheap vouyeristic thrills always make my day as a man, and I'd be happy knowing that my boobs put a smile on someone's face.

I'd marvel at the altered distribution of fat in my body. I'd get pregnant. (This is obvioulsy going on for more than a day. I'm breaking the rules. Tough.) I would love to experience child birth.

I would finger myself and sniff my fingers all day. I would fart loudly in public areas to offend the masses. I'd shave off most of my hair and dye the rest pink. I'd pose for suicide girls.

I love women.

I'd realize I was more attractive as a woman and more able to make conscientious decisions.
So i'd probably spend my time manipulating men to buy me jewelry.

Pose for SG and anyother website that was have me.

Yeah it would be fun and crazy to be a girl, but it still wouldn't change the fact that I need money.

I just saved this topic from the depths of page 365. Conservation is the key.

You have great insight into the male psyche. Congratulations!

[Edited on Apr 16, 2004 by HoldenCauldfield]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I would look into my diapers and realize the difference in our salaries.