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DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

SEP 20, 2006 10:14 AM

Gu Gu, a 6 year old male panda at the Beijing zoo, is so sexy that even humans can't resist him. Zhang Xinyan jumped into the enclosure where the panda was and attempted to give the cute little guy a hug. Instead of being welcomed with open arms by his new panda love, Xinyan found himself with bite wounds on both legs, not to mention a broken heart.

In retaliation, Xinyan bit the panda on it's back, but the thick fur saved Gu Gu from the teeth of his scorned lover. Apparently the love struck fool did not get the memo that pandas can be aggressive, stating:


"No one ever said they would bite people. I just wanted to touch it."



His reasons behind this attempt at sweet, sweet panda love?


"The seven-hour train ride was exhausting, and I drank bottles of beer when I arrived then had a nap," he added.



We have all probably had experiences with drunken, groping perverts, and can understand why Gu Gu acted the way he did.

Who could resist this?



Source

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

SEP 20, 2006 10:19 AM

*fap fap fap*

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

SEP 20, 2006 10:28 AM

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

SEP 20, 2006 10:30 AM

Those "bites" that the panda gave Zhang were just love bites.

Aww... such a cute panda.

AndersWolleck

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY
February 2003

SEP 20, 2006 11:59 AM

i would totally fuck that panda

unravled

unravled

Vancouver, WA
August 2003

SEP 20, 2006 12:03 PM

Great, another excuse for my husband not to buy me a panda.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Vancouver, WA
August 2002

SEP 20, 2006 12:50 PM

unravled said:
Great, another excuse for my husband not to buy me a panda.



I told you, I'd probably just wind up cooking the goddamn thing on the barbecue one day in a drunken stupor.

Tornateaux

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY
August 2006

SEP 20, 2006 01:14 PM

MisterSatan said:

unravled said:
Great, another excuse for my husband not to buy me a panda.



I told you, I'd probably just wind up cooking the goddamn thing on the barbecue one day in a drunken stupor.



BBQ Panda is quite the treat. But they're a royal bitch to filet.