Do Not Hug The Animals

Gu Gu, a 6 year old male panda at the Beijing zoo, is so sexy that even humans can't resist him. Zhang Xinyan jumped into the enclosure where the panda was and attempted to give the cute little guy a hug. Instead of being welcomed with open arms by his new panda love, Xinyan found himself with bite wounds on both legs, not to mention a broken heart.

In retaliation, Xinyan bit the panda on it's back, but the thick fur saved Gu Gu from the teeth of his scorned lover. Apparently the love struck fool did not get the memo that pandas can be aggressive, stating:

His reasons behind this attempt at sweet, sweet panda love?

We have all probably had experiences with drunken, groping perverts, and can understand why Gu Gu acted the way he did.

Who could resist this?



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*fap fap fap*

Those "bites" that the panda gave Zhang were just love bites.

Aww... such a cute panda.

i would totally fuck that panda

Great, another excuse for my husband not to buy me a panda.

I told you, I'd probably just wind up cooking the goddamn thing on the barbecue one day in a drunken stupor.

BBQ Panda is quite the treat. But they're a royal bitch to filet.