NEWS: Man Arrested for Pissing on Tom Cruise\'s Lawn

CELEB: Man Arrested for Pissing on Tom Cruise's Lawn

Of all the ways to seek revenge against Tom Cruise for making MI3, pissing on his front lawn might be the classiest. Security cameras in front of Cruise's Los Angeles mansion picked up some dude loitering. As Cruise's security phalanx jumped into action, the man urinated on the lawn. Beverly Hills police arrived almost immediately, arresting the man for lewd conduct.

By the grace of L. Ron Hubbard, Katie and Suri were spared from the devastating incident.

I salute that man!!!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't Paramount or someone just piss on his parade? This seems like small potatos.

i dunno what your talking about MI3 was the shit.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I would of done worst

thats the right way

i liked mission impossible 3

I would have liked the story more if it was Man pissing on tom cruise

Tom cruise is typically not so good about those kinds of things... not that anyone really is, but he seems to hve zero sense of humor (re: flower squirt incident)

Actually that was one of the few times I thought Tom Cruise acted like a rational human being. I would've laid that dude out.
edit: the guy who squirted the water, not the urinating guy. Although technically that's almost the same thing.[/bio-sciencedork]

Well, at least we know what one of that guy's crimes is.

"safely tucked away," like the lawn was only his back-up plan?

Yeah... I was being sarcastic.

sarcasm? get a life.

Humor? Get a life. And be sure to celebrate unconventional beauty in women while you're getting a life.

how is this news?

if i had a front lawn, i wonder how long it would take for the police to show up if i called them and said someone was peeing on it.

I can't think of anymore inside jokes so... Vote for Hal Sparks on Fox's Celebrity Duets!

SEPT 21: Live Performance show (9-10pm EST)
SEPT 22: Live Results Show (9-10pm EST)

TEFLON! Or something.

TEFLON! Or something.

Is that Mike Patton pissing on my yard ?

When the fuck are Cruise's 15 minutes going to be up? Now someone pissing on his lawn is news? Don't misunderstand - I'm not being snide towards the news editor here. I'm just saying that there's a lot more serious crime going on in Hollywood. Nearly every actress has a stalker or six, most of which are quite serious. Yet you never hear them being talked about in major media.

But someone (rightfully, IMO) draining the lizard on Tom batshitfuckingloco Cruise's yard makes headlines.

Fuck Cruise. Seriously.

I lived in a "shady" area of downtown for 3 years. People used to pee on the lawn in front of my building all the time. They never got arrested...cause its not the end of the world. Cruise is such a big baby.

all of you need to get a life.