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PopMonger

PopMonger

Los Angeles, CA
June 2006

SEP 14, 2006 02:56 PM

While criticizing Dr. Laura Schlessinger is just too easy, sometimes her well-informed pronouncements do warrant a double take.

Case in point: Dr. Laura’s new book The Proper Care and Feeding of Marriage, in which she claims that most American women are sluts. (She says it like it’s a bad thing.) According to the good doctor, it comes down to fashion and food.

Now it is difficult to find the male who values virginity, purity and innocence when females dress like babes and perform oral sex and intercourse without even having to be fed dinner.


So the difference between a slut and a woman of virtue is a nice steak? What if I just have an appetizer?

As noted by many reporters, Dr. Laura’s own background isn’t a testament to wholesome values.

In the mid 1970s, when she was in her early 20s, Schlessinger posed nude for a boyfriend, the late radio talk-show host Bill Ballance, who years later posted the full-frontal shots on the Internet. And soon after, she started seeing a married California doctor with three kids who subsequently left his wife for the homewrecker.


It’s too bad Dr. Laura is against homosexuality - she and Ann Coulter would make a splendid couple.


Behold the miracle of airbrushing.

formerviking

formerviking

Denver, PA
May 2006

SEP 14, 2006 07:09 PM

Just where are all these " sluts " she speaks of ? whatever

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

SEP 14, 2006 07:17 PM

Man, I hate that woman.

SatanicMechanic

SatanicMechanic

Columbia, MO
January 2005

SEP 14, 2006 07:22 PM

"Now it is difficult to find the male who values virginity, purity and innocence "

And yet somehow a slut like me seems to end up with, and freak out, these types of guys. Where is the justice?

BurningKrome

BurningKrome

San Jose, CA
April 2005

SEP 14, 2006 07:23 PM

I have only two things to say...

...most American women are sluts


God Bless America

What if I just have an appetizer?


Handjob

BurningKrome

BurningKrome

San Jose, CA
April 2005

SEP 14, 2006 07:25 PM

SatanicMechanic said:

"Now it is difficult to find the male who values virginity, purity and innocence "


And yet somehow a slut like me seems to end up with, and freak out, these types of guys. Where is the justice?


Move to Cali...we can handle it biggrin

(I guess I had THREE things to say :-)

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

SEP 14, 2006 07:27 PM

that picture is after airbrushing? *shudders involuntarily*

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

SEP 14, 2006 07:30 PM

Where are these nudie photos in question? I want to be able to realistically imagine doing her with a strap on.

tylan

tylan

Philadelphia, PA
November 2005

SEP 14, 2006 07:34 PM

Here they are, Roethke..and dig those 70's tan lines!! I love it!!

Dr. Laura in all her glory

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

SEP 14, 2006 07:35 PM

Roethke said:
Where are these nudie photos in question? I want to be able to realistically imagine doing her with a strap on.



SPOILERS! (Click to view)

The incomparable Alyk did the leg-work on this.




missmalice_

missmalice_

Winchester, VA
October 2005

SEP 14, 2006 07:50 PM

puke

Those pictures should not be viewed after eating dinner.

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

SEP 14, 2006 07:53 PM


Look at those abs! SHe was, dare I say, pretty hot once upon a time.

What made her go crazy, bleach her hair, and develop a smile like The Joker?

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

SEP 14, 2006 07:55 PM

I would totally bang Dr. Laura....If Mr. Peabody would give me access to the Wayback machine.

Sexdwarf

Sexdwarf

Hermosa Beach, CA
February 2003

SEP 14, 2006 07:58 PM

formerviking said:
Just where are all these " sluts " she speaks of ? whatever



Yeah, really, I'm running low on sluts and VONS is all out.

troglodyte

troglodyte

Victoria, BC
May 2003

SEP 14, 2006 07:58 PM

I've never gotten oral sex without "feeding" 'em something (women are akin to livestock in Dr. Laura's universe?). I must be doing something wrong. confused

BurningKrome

BurningKrome

San Jose, CA
April 2005

SEP 14, 2006 08:07 PM

troglodyte said:
I've never gotten oral sex without "feeding" 'em something (women are akin to livestock in Dr. Laura's universe?). I must be doing something wrong. confused


Is that statement a redundancy...or is it just me?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Course, my ex said I was redundant most of the time

Unless I hid her batteries... biggrin


SPOILERS! (Click to view)
P.S. I'd totally bang Dr. laura...as long as she didn't talk


Moderncutthroat

Moderncutthroat

Philadelphia, PA
May 2006

SEP 14, 2006 08:21 PM

Blah. I've never met a chick who will give a blowjob for NOTHING.

She may get sex out of it in the end, she may get a shitload of free alcohol, perhaps her own love of giving oral, or perhaps she gets the satisfaction of pleasing her man.

Its not always about bartering.

I'll give 2 blowjobs for 1 steak dinner, a foot massage and some earrings.

It would be that bitch to take the actual PLEASURE out of sex. Ugh.

OctEgon

OctEgon

Tustin, CA
July 2005

SEP 14, 2006 08:49 PM

Dr. Drew needs to pimp slap this Bitch.


Yeah, that's right, I used a capital B

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

SEP 14, 2006 08:58 PM

It's okay, American men are sluts too. We're well matched.

::Turns to salute flag::

Gardimus

Gardimus

Georgetown, ON
December 2004

SEP 14, 2006 09:02 PM

I wonder if an SG will become the next Doctor Laura.

joker_

joker_

Minneapolis, MN
October 2005

SEP 14, 2006 09:06 PM

Roethke said:

Look at those abs! SHe was, dare I say, pretty hot once upon a time.

What made her go crazy, bleach her hair, and develop a smile like The Joker?



You dare to say it and so do I. She was pretty hot.

What the hell happenend to her?

j0z3r

j0z3r

Hemet, CA
July 2005

SEP 14, 2006 09:37 PM

joker_c said:

Roethke said:

Look at those abs! SHe was, dare I say, pretty hot once upon a time.

What made her go crazy, bleach her hair, and develop a smile like The Joker?



You dare to say it and so do I. She was pretty hot.

What the hell happenend to her?



She turned into a self-righteous cunt with a radio show.....what led her to the path of the darkside, we shall never know.

KreepyKen

KreepyKen

Portland, OR
July 2003

SEP 14, 2006 09:59 PM

If you do it for nothing you're a slut. If you do it for a steak, you're a whore. Or, more specifically, a steak whore.

That's what happened to Dr. Laura. Too much steak whoring.

MrSmutty

mrsmutty

Victoria, BC
December 2004

SEP 14, 2006 10:03 PM

Hey now, let's not denigrate the good name of steak whores.

micahburns

micahburns

San Diego, CA
October 2002

SEP 14, 2006 10:28 PM

dkmfc said:
well, I'm not going to say that american women are in general easier than most, but I've been all around the world, and that is kind of the way it seems.

maybe it's just homefield advantage though.



Wow, you brooding casanova you! Looks like E Harmony is paying off!

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