NEWS: Dr. Laura Says American Women Are Sluts

CELEB: Dr. Laura Says American Women Are Sluts

While criticizing Dr. Laura Schlessinger is just too easy, sometimes her well-informed pronouncements do warrant a double take.

Case in point: Dr. Laura’s new book The Proper Care and Feeding of Marriage, in which she claims that most American women are sluts. (She says it like it’s a bad thing.) According to the good doctor, it comes down to fashion and food.

So the difference between a slut and a woman of virtue is a nice steak? What if I just have an appetizer?

As noted by many reporters, Dr. Laura’s own background isn’t a testament to wholesome values.

It’s too bad Dr. Laura is against homosexuality - she and Ann Coulter would make a splendid couple.


Behold the miracle of airbrushing.

Just where are all these " sluts " she speaks of ?

Man, I hate that woman.

"Now it is difficult to find the male who values virginity, purity and innocence "

And yet somehow a slut like me seems to end up with, and freak out, these types of guys. Where is the justice?

I have only two things to say...

God Bless America

Handjob

Move to Cali...we can handle it

(I guess I had THREE things to say :-)

that picture is after airbrushing? *shudders involuntarily*

Here they are, Roethke..and dig those 70's tan lines!! I love it!!

Dr. Laura in all her glory

Those pictures should not be viewed after eating dinner.

I would totally bang Dr. Laura....If Mr. Peabody would give me access to the Wayback machine.

Yeah, really, I'm running low on sluts and VONS is all out.

I've never gotten oral sex without "feeding" 'em something (women are akin to livestock in Dr. Laura's universe?). I must be doing something wrong.

Is that statement a redundancy...or is it just me?

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Course, my ex said I was redundant most of the time

Unless I hid her batteries...

Blah. I've never met a chick who will give a blowjob for NOTHING.

She may get sex out of it in the end, she may get a shitload of free alcohol, perhaps her own love of giving oral, or perhaps she gets the satisfaction of pleasing her man.

Its not always about bartering.

I'll give 2 blowjobs for 1 steak dinner, a foot massage and some earrings.

It would be that bitch to take the actual PLEASURE out of sex. Ugh.

Dr. Drew needs to pimp slap this Bitch.


Yeah, that's right, I used a capital B

It's okay, American men are sluts too. We're well matched.

::Turns to salute flag::

I wonder if an SG will become the next Doctor Laura.

You dare to say it and so do I. She was pretty hot.

What the hell happenend to her?

She turned into a self-righteous cunt with a radio show.....what led her to the path of the darkside, we shall never know.

If you do it for nothing you're a slut. If you do it for a steak, you're a whore. Or, more specifically, a steak whore.

That's what happened to Dr. Laura. Too much steak whoring.

Hey now, let's not denigrate the good name of steak whores.

Wow, you brooding casanova you! Looks like E Harmony is paying off!