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tomahto

tomahto

San Bruno, CA
June 2003

SEP 11, 2006 10:27 PM

unravled said:

tomahto said:

Ainur said:

tomahto said:
I had to go to the health department to drop off animal heads for rabies testing, and they had some already tested ones for us to pick up in this fridge in the lobby. as I reached in, I noticed several outgoing trays of vials for someone else to pick up. the vials were labeled HIV. I had horrible visions of accidentally knocking the tray over and a vial breaking and cutting my skin and giving me teh AIDZ. shocked




......... never would have thought of that. I guess somebody has to transport them. Don't they put them in a cooler or a box or something?



apparently not!



The best part about this story is the casual mention of animal heads.




it's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it...

formerviking

formerviking

Denver, PA
May 2006

SEP 11, 2006 11:23 PM

Ainur said:
I remember being a most dumb youngin' waaaaay back being waaaay too drunk and waaay too stoned loudly singing "A. I. D. S. anally inflicted death sentence" .... who the hell was that? The band... D.O.A? Farg, I can't remember. Kids are dumb. lol Anybody can get AIDS, btw.



That was either SOD or MOD . Not sure which at this hour . Either way , it was Billy Milano singing .

Crivelli

Crivelli

United Kingdom
January 2005

SEP 12, 2006 12:25 AM

I think we should all do our bit for charity. Would someone like to do mine?

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

SEP 12, 2006 12:40 AM

I've heard AIDS is pretty fast. I'm a smoker, and my lungs aren't what they used to be, so I'd probably just have to shoot it instead of attempting to catch it.

AceT

AceT

Portland, OR
April 2004

SEP 12, 2006 01:29 AM

I got the AIDS after Bill Frist cried on me.

Or maybe it was putting my finger in all those payphone coin slots.

Perdita

Perdita

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

SEP 12, 2006 06:12 AM

This is such a bizarre thread.

That being said you can't actually catch AIDS. You contract HIV which progresses to AIDS.

But whatevs.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

SEP 12, 2006 07:18 AM

Perdita said:
This is such a bizarre thread.

That being said you can't actually catch AIDS. You contract HIV which progresses to AIDS.

But whatevs.



Way to ruin it. wink

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

SEP 12, 2006 08:28 AM

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

SEP 12, 2006 08:58 AM

I got the HIV from an infected bullet while raising the flag over Iwo Jima. It was the world's first recorded incident of bioterrorism.

Or it may have been from all the really, really gay trench sex. Whichever

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

SEP 12, 2006 09:03 AM

FreakPirate said:
I got the HIV from an infected bullet while raising the flag over Iwo Jima. It was the world's first recorded incident of bioterrorism.

Or it may have been from all the really, really gay trench sex. Whichever



Actually some of the earliest bioterrorism accounts occured during the middle ages, when armies laying siege to a castle would catapult diseased animal carcasses over the walls.
The common misconception is that these carcasses carried bubonic plague, when in fact they had the AIDS which was inflicted upon the animals through lots and lots of teh ghey butt sechs.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

SEP 12, 2006 09:04 AM

You can't catch AIDS, you can only contain him.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

SEP 12, 2006 10:01 AM

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

SEP 12, 2006 01:30 PM

PointBlank said:
You can't catch AIDS, you can only contain him.



Wait... Chuck Norris is AIDS?

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

SEP 12, 2006 04:09 PM

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:

PointBlank said:
You can't catch AIDS, you can only contain him.



Wait... Chuck Norris is AIDS?



That would explain a few things...

pavlovsdog

pavlovsdog

Asheville, NC
May 2004

SEP 12, 2006 04:14 PM

The CIA gave me AIDS

AceT

AceT

Portland, OR
April 2004

SEP 12, 2006 04:28 PM

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:

PointBlank said:
You can't catch AIDS, you can only contain him.



Wait... Chuck Norris is AIDS?



FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

SEP 13, 2006 02:19 PM



One of the few recorded pictures of the AIDS. And for the record, no, you can't catch it.

amazongrrl

amazongrrl

Winnipeg, MB
February 2006

SEP 13, 2006 07:57 PM

FridgeMagnet said:
One of the few recorded pictures of the AIDS. And for the record, no, you can't catch it.



that is an awesome pic!! but wait.. is the AIDS the one in the foreground, or the sneaky bastard trying to hide behind the tree? just so's i can recognize it if i see it on someone...

Nixon

Nixon

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

SEP 13, 2006 09:14 PM

I sent Odette the Hiv in the mail...

Eternalxile

Eternalxile

Irving, TX
March 2003

SEP 13, 2006 09:20 PM

Nixon said:
I sent Odette the Hiv in the mail...



haha...ah Nixon, that is one of the many reasons i love you so.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

SEP 14, 2006 10:02 AM

amazongrrl said:

FridgeMagnet said:
One of the few recorded pictures of the AIDS. And for the record, no, you can't catch it.



that is an awesome pic!! but wait.. is the AIDS the one in the foreground, or the sneaky bastard trying to hide behind the tree? just so's i can recognize it if i see it on someone...



It's the frickin' Gingerbread Man, man!

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