How many people think that you can catch AIDS?

it's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it...

That was either SOD or MOD . Not sure which at this hour . Either way , it was Billy Milano singing .

I think we should all do our bit for charity. Would someone like to do mine?

I've heard AIDS is pretty fast. I'm a smoker, and my lungs aren't what they used to be, so I'd probably just have to shoot it instead of attempting to catch it.

I got the AIDS after Bill Frist cried on me.

Or maybe it was putting my finger in all those payphone coin slots.

Way to ruin it.

Team America Aids Song

I got the HIV from an infected bullet while raising the flag over Iwo Jima. It was the world's first recorded incident of bioterrorism.

Or it may have been from all the really, really gay trench sex. Whichever

Actually some of the earliest bioterrorism accounts occured during the middle ages, when armies laying siege to a castle would catapult diseased animal carcasses over the walls.
The common misconception is that these carcasses carried bubonic plague, when in fact they had the AIDS which was inflicted upon the animals through lots and lots of teh ghey butt sechs.

You can't catch AIDS, you can only contain him.

Wait... Chuck Norris is AIDS?

That would explain a few things...

The CIA gave me AIDS

One of the few recorded pictures of the AIDS. And for the record, no, you can't catch it.

that is an awesome pic!! but wait.. is the AIDS the one in the foreground, or the sneaky bastard trying to hide behind the tree? just so's i can recognize it if i see it on someone...

haha...ah Nixon, that is one of the many reasons i love you so.

It's the frickin' Gingerbread Man, man!