How many people think that you can catch AIDS?

I had a conversation with some girls in the pub on the weekend and it concerned me, so I'd like some responses from you, the general public.

Thanks.

I had a friend that sat on a toilet seat and caught AIDS once. And then her boyfriend caught it by kissing her. And then his boyfriend caught it by being fucked in the ass.

I knew a girl that got it from a tractor.

Knew a girl...right.

That's almost as awesome a response as the text I got from one mate of mine when I sent a general fishing text about this topic to many people from the pub on the weekend (whilst drunk, astounded and in mid-rant-mode...)

Almost? His was better?

I caught AIDS by injecting HIV-positive blood into my veins with a clean needle.

Well, I was drunk and his was one of the faster responses I had. Sorry.

Well, in the biblical sense...

Jared lost weight with the Help of Aids.


I dont know where he got them from though.

I have great hands, I can catch anything

all of them?

I know a friend who has a friend who caught AIDS by accidently sticking his/her finger with a straight pin while putting a pink lapel ribbon on before going to an AIDS benefit.
Well it's got to be true, right?

Wait...don't I have to catch the geigh before I catch the AIDS? Heterosexual, middle class white folks don't get it, right? I'm safe!

My friend's sister's friend's cousin caught it from a pay phone.

I told her it can't be true. There's no such thing as pay phones.

I had to go to the health department to drop off animal heads for rabies testing, and they had some already tested ones for us to pick up in this fridge in the lobby. as I reached in, I noticed several outgoing trays of vials for someone else to pick up. the vials were labeled HIV. I had horrible visions of accidentally knocking the tray over and a vial breaking and cutting my skin and giving me teh AIDZ.

I know a guy named Hiv who got the aids by default.

I remember being a most dumb youngin' waaaaay back being waaaay too drunk and waaay too stoned loudly singing "A. I. D. S. anally inflicted death sentence" .... who the hell was that? The band... D.O.A? Farg, I can't remember. Kids are dumb. lol Anybody can get AIDS, btw.

......... never would have thought of that. I guess somebody has to transport them. Don't they put them in a cooler or a box or something?

apparently not!

The best part about this story is the casual mention of animal heads.

Why? Are we having a race or something?

My friend got the AIDS from a mosquito.

They put them in the fridge. Pay attention.