NEWS: Jim Phelps Hates Fake News Hosts

Your scoffery and mockingness will lead you to be tarnationed and blurbledy-globbed in the most scoffing and mockily manner. For God said, "mockers of those who scoff at the mocking scoffers will themselves be mocked and scoffed." Amen and death to all the fags and dykes in soddom.

If you think all those sodomites are bad, then kiss your ass goodbye, Mr. Phelps.

We Gomorrhites are sick and fucking tired of being ignored, and we ain't as nice as them other folks. We don't use lube. And we invented the ol' "mock and scoff."

And don't even think of getting a courtesy reach-around.

i think you're really just some religious asshole who tricked me into watching 10 minutes of preaching.....dick

This totally reminds me of Invader Zim.

Why?

"I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom dooom dooooom doom doom...."

He reminds me of someone from the Christian Identity group.

wow the dude needs to od on some preperation h

Get photos next time.

I just realized where Andy Kaufman has been hiding out, pretending to be dead.

This guy sounds totally reasonable. Where do I sign?

I'm currently boycotting the Hobby Lobby here in town because they give money to this douchebag.

Although I really want to go get a t-shirt that says "Godless Sodomite"...

Really is this a huge surprise!?

Holy Shit, someone take the dildo out of his ass...and slap him with it. hard.

I want to kick the shit out of him...and I am a Christian...a christian with a fucking brain, and the knowledge that the use of the word Fag in a preaching manner is WRONG!

and their rant (ready to read at their stupid ass website) on why 9/11 was a good thing...well, you want to kick their asses afterwords.

every time he pops up in the news.. i'm suprised the article isn't about him being beaten senseless (or.. senseless-less-er whatever) by some scoffer, mocker,sodomite, etc. that just finally smote him..

all i have to say is GOD DAMN YOU FAGS AND COMEDY CENTRAL YOUR DOOMING US!!!! so say god amen

You've got a point. I'm always surprised that somebody hasn't taken him out.
Says something about the people he hates- they/we/etc. seem to have quite a bit of restraint.

I know if I were a relative of Matthew Shephard, and I had been there when this fuck apparently showed up at the funeral with signs, bullhorns, and incestuous relatives in tow that I surely would have kicked his fucking teeth in, as much as I respect freedom of speech.

Also, I have to wonder if Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart peed themselves laughing after watching this, or if they're just shaking their heads. Man.

I have it on good authority that, according to Fred Phelps, a day without barebacked homosexual ass sex, is a day without sunshine.

its so ridiculous it seems fake.

normally i dont wish ill on people, especially the feeble-minded, but i honestly wish this guy would get hit by a bus.