NEWS: Jim Phelps Hates Fake News Hosts

CULTURE: Jim Phelps Hates Fake News Hosts

Pastor Jim Phelps, best known as the "God Hates Fags" guy, is now speaking out against another evil of the modern world: Comedy Central. In this clip, the rotten-toothed old bastard targets Daily Show host Jon Stewart and Colbert Report host Stephen Colbert as the bringers of Earth's imminent doom.

Personally, my money's still on Dane Cook.

Bill Hicks would have had a field day in this era! This guy makes me sore all over.

Yeah the end of humanity will come, but then Keanu Reeves will show up in some schnazzy threads and save us all.... Damn I wish the end would hurry up and get here so he'd shut the hell up already!

I could only get 2 minutes in before I wanted to slap the shithead and crap in his mouth. Then travel to WBC's compound and shoot the parents of the kids that parade around in "God Hates Fags" shirts.

You know these people are nutjobs when they think George W. Bush(!!!) is too far to the left.

-TM

HAHAHAHA, I love the little "God hates Fags" thing circling around the globe. Hiiiiilarrious.

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL

Fag enablers!

That guy is the most useless person in America. But his name is Fred Phelps.

Fucking Laramie Project...

"For more timely topical bible commentary, go to godhatesfags.com, godhatesamerica.com, and priestsrapeboys.com"

Wonderful.

I love this man. He's constant proof of how absurd life can be.

Yeeeeeeeeeeah. See. I was about to say that Fred guy was a bitch too. But, its pretty much already been put into play.

If anyone was really concerned about the stability of middle America with Fred Phelps roaming about ... The vast majority of the people who belong to his church are actually members of his family, whether biologically or through marriage.

Don't be a mocker and scoffer, MrStitches.

He made me feew aww wawm and fuzzy inside...


I'm so looking to what happens when The Daily Show and Cobert Report come back.

Guess someone got a little miffed they turned down his interview requests.

Did he just call me a Sodomite? Ha!
Oh, and I've never heard anyone say "mock and scoff" more in ten minutes in my life.

I feel like I need a shower after watching that...
He's standing there telling us how demonstrative "god" can be, but I ain't ever seen the ocean parted. Nor fire rained from the "heavens." It's like he's telling us to be afraid of the Boogeyman!

He's got me there, sodomy is pretty awesome...

[SHAMELESS PLUG]
I direct you to the Bill Hicks group.
[/SHAMELESS PLUG]

-TM

This guy is the biggest piece of shit. He and is "flock" came up to my neighborhood and protested a church with a large multi orientated congregation with signs like "God made AIDS to show his love" and "Fags are evil" Total assholes. They couldn't protest on church property since it is private so they had to stay across the street but couldn't step in the street. We would get there fuck early with big white sheets on sticks and grab the curb spots so when they showed up they could only protest behind our curtain. I'll am so for there right to voice their dumb opinion but even more down for voicing mine. GOD THEY MAKE ME ANGRY.

I hate to break it to numbnuts, but you can't actually blaspheme a fucking Baptist church.
Not even his church.

Defame it, libel it, slander it, mock and scoff it - yeah.
But not blaspheme it.

maybe its the tequila but he looks like the Crypt keeper

man, this guy fucking hates people with a passion. all he needs to do is cackle like the crypt keeper.

?????

So does that mean there were lots of Asians or something?

Is it just me or does Pastor Jim Phelps bare an uncanny resemblance to
The Tall Man from the Phantasm movies?

The way he looks, talks, dresses, and decides who lives and dies.

All he needs is a pair of shiny metal balls with spkes to do his killing for him.
Oh wait, he's already got big brass balls for being such a hate monger, and he obviously is counting on Jesus and his mighty army of Angels to do his killing. That, and the idea of balls, metal or not, flying anywhere near peoples heads (even for the sake of killing) might be a bit to suggestive for the petulant pastor.

I wanna send Chuck Norris to this guy's house. Not to hurt him. Just to stare the old man in the eyes....for hours and hours...........

Amen.

yes

It's FRED Phelps ...

Jim Phelps is the head agent from Mission Impossible TV series



or take your pic, the movie Jim Phelps, as played by Angelina's poppa