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PeoplePaula

PeoplePaula

Los Angeles, CA
June 2006

SEP 08, 2006 08:12 PM

Pastor Jim Phelps, best known as the "God Hates Fags" guy, is now speaking out against another evil of the modern world: Comedy Central. In this clip, the rotten-toothed old bastard targets Daily Show host Jon Stewart and Colbert Report host Stephen Colbert as the bringers of Earth's imminent doom.

Personally, my money's still on Dane Cook.



0:01 - Comedian Jon Stewart and his hooligan sidekick Stephen Colbert, of the Comedy Central TV network, are two mockers and scoffers who like to blaspheme God and Westboro Baptist Church. At the Emmys Awards – nonsense – last week...

1:46 - ...Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert’s brand of comic mockery; so strong and pervasive was the satanic spirit of mockery...

2:48 - ...The comics of Sodom got roaring laughs...like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert....The next morning, they and all their fellow citizens of Sodom and Gomorrah were toast! [with over-the-shoulder photo of actual toast]

9:13 - ...America, nation of mockers and scoffers, land of sacriligious buffoons like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert...is now irreversibly cursed of God and doom. An avenging God will now mock you, America. Amen.

Oisin

Oisin

Ireland
December 2004

SEP 09, 2006 06:11 PM

Bill Hicks would have had a field day in this era! This guy makes me sore all over.

Moonrabbit

Moonrabbit

Vancouver, BC
February 2005

SEP 09, 2006 06:16 PM

Yeah the end of humanity will come, but then Keanu Reeves will show up in some schnazzy threads and save us all.... Damn I wish the end would hurry up and get here so he'd shut the hell up already!

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

SEP 09, 2006 06:18 PM

I could only get 2 minutes in before I wanted to slap the shithead and crap in his mouth. Then travel to WBC's compound and shoot the parents of the kids that parade around in "God Hates Fags" shirts.

You know these people are nutjobs when they think George W. Bush(!!!) is too far to the left.

-TM

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

SEP 09, 2006 06:20 PM

HAHAHAHA, I love the little "God hates Fags" thing circling around the globe. Hiiiiilarrious.

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

SEP 09, 2006 06:23 PM

Fag enablers!

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

SEP 09, 2006 06:24 PM

That guy is the most useless person in America. But his name is Fred Phelps. wink

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

SEP 09, 2006 06:30 PM

mamet said:
That guy is the most useless person in America. But his name is Fred Phelps. wink



Fucking Laramie Project...

BlueLionSven

BlueLionSven

White Lake, MI
July 2006

SEP 09, 2006 06:41 PM

"For more timely topical bible commentary, go to godhatesfags.com, godhatesamerica.com, and priestsrapeboys.com"

Wonderful.

I love this man. He's constant proof of how absurd life can be.

Daemoniac

Daemoniac

Cleveland, OH
March 2003

SEP 09, 2006 06:42 PM

mamet said:
That guy is the most useless person in America. But his name is Fred Phelps. wink



Yeeeeeeeeeeah. See. I was about to say that Fred guy was a bitch too. But, its pretty much already been put into play.

Jack_Cadillac

Jack_Cadillac

Somerset, NJ
March 2004

SEP 09, 2006 06:46 PM

If anyone was really concerned about the stability of middle America with Fred Phelps roaming about ... The vast majority of the people who belong to his church are actually members of his family, whether biologically or through marriage.

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

SEP 09, 2006 06:47 PM

MrStitches said:
Fag enablers!



Don't be a mocker and scoffer, MrStitches.

ZetaMale

ZetaMale

Tallahassee, FL
April 2006

SEP 09, 2006 06:52 PM

He made me feew aww wawm and fuzzy inside...


I'm so looking to what happens when The Daily Show and Cobert Report come back.

Darathus

Darathus

Bend, OR
August 2006

SEP 09, 2006 06:54 PM

Guess someone got a little miffed they turned down his interview requests.

ThisFire

ThisFire

Mississauga, ON
May 2005

SEP 09, 2006 06:58 PM

Did he just call me a Sodomite? Ha!
Oh, and I've never heard anyone say "mock and scoff" more in ten minutes in my life.

monkeyVSrobot33

monkeyVSrobot33

Billerica, MA
February 2005

SEP 09, 2006 07:34 PM

I feel like I need a shower after watching that...
He's standing there telling us how demonstrative "god" can be, but I ain't ever seen the ocean parted. Nor fire rained from the "heavens." It's like he's telling us to be afraid of the Boogeyman! mad

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

SEP 09, 2006 07:45 PM

He's got me there, sodomy is pretty awesome...

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

SEP 09, 2006 09:16 PM

Oisin said:
Bill Hicks would have had a field day in this era! This guy makes me sore all over.



[SHAMELESS PLUG]
I direct you to the Bill Hicks group.
[/SHAMELESS PLUG]

-TM

noirkiss3

noirkiss3

Minneapolis, MN
April 2006

SEP 09, 2006 09:49 PM

This guy is the biggest piece of shit. He and is "flock" came up to my neighborhood and protested a church with a large multi orientated congregation with signs like "God made AIDS to show his love" and "Fags are evil" Total assholes. They couldn't protest on church property since it is private so they had to stay across the street but couldn't step in the street. We would get there fuck early with big white sheets on sticks and grab the curb spots so when they showed up they could only protest behind our curtain. I'll am so for there right to voice their dumb opinion but even more down for voicing mine. GOD THEY MAKE ME ANGRY. mad

skeptik

skeptik

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

SEP 09, 2006 10:01 PM

0:01 - Comedian Jon Stewart and his hooligan sidekick Stephen Colbert, of the Comedy Central TV network, are two mockers and scoffers who like to blaspheme God and Westboro Baptist Church. At the Emmys Awards - nonsense - last week...



I hate to break it to numbnuts, but you can't actually blaspheme a fucking Baptist church.
Not even his church.

Defame it, libel it, slander it, mock and scoff it - yeah.
But not blaspheme it.
surreal

jaggy

jaggy

Austin, TX
October 2003

SEP 09, 2006 10:27 PM

maybe its the tequila but he looks like the Crypt keeper

man, this guy fucking hates people with a passion. all he needs to do is cackle like the crypt keeper.

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

SEP 09, 2006 10:33 PM

noirkiss3 said:
\a large multi orientated congregation


?????

So does that mean there were lots of Asians or something?

VonBismarck

VonBismarck

I'm lost
January 2006

SEP 09, 2006 10:34 PM

Is it just me or does Pastor Jim Phelps bare an uncanny resemblance to
The Tall Man from the Phantasm movies?

The way he looks, talks, dresses, and decides who lives and dies.

All he needs is a pair of shiny metal balls with spkes to do his killing for him.
Oh wait, he's already got big brass balls for being such a hate monger, and he obviously is counting on Jesus and his mighty army of Angels to do his killing. That, and the idea of balls, metal or not, flying anywhere near peoples heads (even for the sake of killing) might be a bit to suggestive for the petulant pastor.

I wanna send Chuck Norris to this guy's house. Not to hurt him. Just to stare the old man in the eyes....for hours and hours...........

Amen.

noirkiss3

noirkiss3

Minneapolis, MN
April 2006

SEP 09, 2006 10:55 PM

StarBelliedBoy said:

noirkiss3 said:
\a large multi orientated congregation


?????

So does that mean there were lots of Asians or something?



yes

endvic

endvic

Tempe, AZ
December 2004

SEP 09, 2006 11:04 PM

It's FRED Phelps ...

Jim Phelps is the head agent from Mission Impossible TV series



or take your pic, the movie Jim Phelps, as played by Angelina's poppa

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