Both go by only one name. Both have appeared in Pepsi commercials. Both are known for shaking their truth-telling hips. But are they slowly becoming the same person? I, for one, plan to listen to B'Day and Oral Fixation Vol. 2 backward for clues.

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KorbenDallas

Qatar

January 2005

SEP 09, 2006 12:33 PM

Shakira > Beyonce

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX

May 2006

SEP 09, 2006 12:41 PM

I saw Beyonce on tv last night at the bar & grill we were eating at and thought it was Shakira.

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

SEP 09, 2006 12:43 PM

I... I don't get it.

Mythicus

Lawnside, NJ

May 2004

SEP 09, 2006 12:49 PM

Al said:
I... I don't get it.

and i don't want to.

diogo86

Brazil

April 2005

SEP 09, 2006 01:41 PM

If they become the same person, will we have only one of them?

hooray! \o/

Bibs

Phoenix, AZ

April 2006

SEP 09, 2006 01:42 PM

this is the best "news" ever....but i think you may be on to something, i'll have to discuss this with my people

Degenetron

USA

January 2006

SEP 09, 2006 01:45 PM

what the hell is this bullshit?

Penultimate

USA

October 2005

SEP 09, 2006 01:53 PM

well, Beyonce used to be Jennifer Lopez. Shakira is an upgrade from that.

Beyonce's so much hotter and such a better singer than Shakira though.

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA

October 2005

SEP 09, 2006 01:54 PM

I love watching Shakira move.

Meanwhile, I find Beyonce boring. But then, I'm sure she finds me boring too.

DickieV

Henderson, NV

February 2003

SEP 09, 2006 02:13 PM

Beyonce better get an appointment to have her body transplanted with a bunch of tiny snakes. That's the only way she's ever gonna move like Shakira

Vaille

Farmington, NM

December 2005

SEP 09, 2006 02:25 PM

dickvegas said:
Beyonce better get an appointment to have her body transplanted with a bunch of tiny snakes. That's the only way she's ever gonna move like Shakira

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Ceciley

Santa Fe, NM

September 2005

SEP 09, 2006 02:40 PM

Shakira is greater than Beyonce.

Clementine

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

SEP 09, 2006 03:27 PM

hmmm...beyonce is way more amazing...and can actually sing

FistFuck

HOPEFUL

USA

SEP 09, 2006 03:46 PM

KorbenDallas said:
Shakira > Beyonce

dicey

United Kingdom

February 2005

SEP 09, 2006 04:23 PM

Here we go again... Pirates or ninjas, Angelina or Jennifer... Beyonce or Shakira...

My vote goes to Shakira who can actually compose, sing and write without any involvment of her second half. Plus she's a good bellydancer.

photoline

Edmonton, AB

January 2005

SEP 09, 2006 05:32 PM

Eminem = MC Hammer squared

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

SEP 09, 2006 05:35 PM

Shakira en español > Beyonce > Shakira en inglés

UNF.

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH

April 2004

SEP 09, 2006 05:40 PM

Who?

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Drake

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

SEP 09, 2006 11:38 PM

I think they've both mastered the same vapid, confused stare, that's all. I was actually taken aback when I saw that photo on Beyonce's new album... I was all "who ate her soul and left her a hollowed husk of a human being??"