NEWS: Lindsay Lohan Gets Ripped Off, Out a Million Bucks

CELEB: Lindsay Lohan Gets Ripped Off, Out a Million Bucks

What’s the world coming to when a girl can’t leave her $6,000 handbag on a luggage cart without having it stolen?

Poor Lindsay Lohan learned a hard lesson about the cruel world. A thief made off with her Hermes Birkin bag at Heathrow Airport, then got a nice little bonus. Inside the bag was a stash of jewelry worth an estimated $1 million.

An orange Birkin bag? Might as well carry a sign with “Steal me” on it. It’s like putting a hot girl next to Colin Farrell and not expecting him to have sex with her.

Also stolen was Lohan’s asthma medication, which she probably needed after discovering the theft. There are no leads yet in the case, but so far there are no reports Brandon Davis was anywhere in the vicinity.


So this is what losing a million dollars looks like.

oooh poor baby. Those bags are stupid anyway. Lesson learned.

I'm guessing the jewlery was probably borrowed, too, yes?

That is some funny shit. I feel bad, kinda. But when spoiled little girls (legally she may be a "woman" but she's got the maturity of a 14 y/o) learn about the cold hard facts of life, don't you feel that some justice has been served?

HAHAHA!

Is "jewelry" the codeword du jour for "liquor and mountains of cocaine" amongst all the cool kids?

Seriously, though, did she think they were kidding when they announced that leaving your luggage unattended was a bad thing over the intercoms? Don't get me wrong, I feel kinda bad for her. Sorta. But that was a really dumb thing to do. When I fly, I don't even set my carry-on down, and the most valuable thing I have in it is Gilette Fusion razor, fer cryin' out loud.

What kind of bag costs $6,000 that doesn't contain either a super-laser or turn into George Jetson's car?

Spoiled? She's a self-made woman. Don't kid yourself, acting is hard work.

One million dollars you say?

Awwww! And to top it off, looks like she showed off the firecrotch for free!!!! What'll the poor girl do to recoup her loss?
I'm distressed for her, and I'd give her $0.50 for a complete BJ, just to help her get back on her feet....it's the kind of guy I am.

For $1.00, I might even fuck her, even though it looks like an M-80 went off in her bloomers....or a local biker chapter.....or....(fill in the blank)

I wouldn't wish that upon anyone.. when you get your purse or wallet stolen, you feel really, really violated. I got my wallet stolen out of my purse by some crackhead who got into the back of the salon I work at. it sucked.

QQ

why
why
why would you carry $1 million on your person?

Lucy Liu stole mine

Blame the liquid terrorists for creating this situation (ie. minimal carry-ons).

Damn you Bin Laden!!!! Damn you to hell !!!!!!!!!!

That is hilarious. I wish I was rich enough to leave my expensive jewlery and items laying around public places for everyone to steal. What a dumb ass. I think from now on 'll start leaving my car parked unlocked with the keys in it and my wallet on the dash board just to see whats its like.

Well she couldn't put it in her safe. If she did, where would she move the coke?

That sucks. Hard lesson. But how can you leave a high end, recognizable designer bag alone and be surprised by the outcome? Seriously???

That being said, I think she's hot.

why not $6 million?

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Did I just read that the purse was worth $35,000?

Who can walk around with a purse like that and have a clean conscience? How many people are still homeless because of Hurricane Katrina?

No wonder people make fun of the rich and famous.

I mean even if you don't like a person having shit stolen is still not a good thing. I mean I don't like a lot of people but I never want them to get ripped off. THat sucks... like a lot. I don't point and laugh because I would be traumatized if my bag got stolen while I was traveling... even if all it had was my dirty undies and a toothbrush...

so even if you think lindsay is a raging dumb bitch you still have to see that this would suck... even if it was in an ugly bag.

I've left my car unlocked twice in downtown clevelend in the past few days.

I feel for her.

Fucking HILARIOUS.

sack up honey. take the Herbie II deal. this time no digital maskin the tatas. that should make for it and more.