That rug really tied the room together...

...did it not?

*flag*

I've just been informed by my fellow phone taggers that this is a movie reference I don't get.

Carry on.

Nice marmot.

My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off.

I mean, say what you want about the tenants of National Socialism. At least it's an ethos.

The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude.

Also, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

eight-year-olds, dude.

SHUT UP DONNY

She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive.

you mean, coitus?

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

i can get you a toe by three o' clock this afternoon, with nail polish.

Shomer fucking shabbos..

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

you're killing your father, larry.

I still jerk off manually.

who the fuck are the Knutsens?

This is not Nam, dude.

Vagina.

I guess he's pretty, uh, racially pretty cool...?

o.O

Tthe Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know? This aggression will not stand, man