NEWS: Catching Up with Man-Genius, Kevin Federline

CELEB: Catching Up with Man-Genius Kevin Federline

If you wonder what Kevin Federline, Britney Spears' husband, does all day long, I have your answer: not much. However, he took a few hours out of a busy day to spend his wife’s money at a tattoo parlor. He spent eight hours under the needle for his newest piece--a Polynesian tribal belt tattoo on his back.

When he’s not getting tattoos that gracefully mirror the line of his wife-beater, he works on his new material, whatever that means. Mr. Spears took a few minutes from another busy day to defend his wife’s alleged shitty parenting skills. He addressed the nasty incident when photographers caught her driving with the couple’s infant perched upon her lap, helping mommy steer. Spears claimed paparazzi surrounded her vehicle after a trip to Starbucks, so she took off in a hurry with no time to buckle baby Sean Preston in his car seat.

Since they’re only a few minutes away and she probably drove really fast, I guess the kid was safe.

Things are not always roses and puppies around the Federline-Spears mansion—sometimes K-Fed needs a good cry. He desperately needed a good cry after critics and members of the hip hop community panned his performance at the Teen Choice Awards.

Please check out K-Fed’s new joint for his song, “Lose Control.” Y’all ain’t ready.

wow he sucks.

What a douche.

I somehow fel sorry for Britney, dunno why.

Gah. This makes me want to have all my tattoos lasered off, just to further distance myself in every way possible from the two of them.

I physically couldn't watch more than 30 seconds of that video. It made me uncomfortable in my own skin. I wanted to hurt myself.

yes.. but how do you judge sucks... when the music he sings hasnt sounded any different in the last 7 or 8 years, they all suck if you ask me

ha! there's actually a GoldenPalace.com reference in there!!!

let's hope he doesn't start streaking.

I love the goldenpalace.com product placement.

I managed to last 43 seconds. did anyone else notice that he looks exactcly like vanilla ice?

The whole video is product placement, Pure is a club in Vegas and the whole video is a giant commercial for it pretty much.

the only saving grace - he's not wearing a red sox hat (and yes I am so pathetic as to have watched enough to notice that!)

"I'm in a whole other tax bracket."?!?!

Um... I thought he was a dancer. WTF was that? I'm not a Britany fan either, but I feel sorry for her if she ever gets wise and kicks that fucktard to the curb... it's gonna cost her.

everyone in the hiphop community is probobly holding their heads right now, thinking... "oh man, there goes hip hop. guess we better find a new sound."

...mixed with a little bit of Rock and Roll.

Just a teaspoon. Then a five-gallon bucket of horse crap.

Nice wink at the end.

That video actually made me loose IQ points.

Ok, this man has the swagger of someone who worked for their money. As much as I can't stand most rap, at least Sean Combs and Jay-Z can actually say they busted their asses to get to the point that they're at. This little fucker comes along, sticks his dick in Britney, knocks her up and now he acts like he is somehow relevant.

Without Britney, you are nothing you douchebag.

Without?

JT has both talent and style, two things KF will never have.

Is he wearing a sweater vest?

As much as I can't stand JT, he is light years more acceptable than K-Fed.

And of course, Britney is nowhere near the club.

Typical K-Fizzle, just typical