Youd be hard-pressed to find a current pop star more beautiful and talented than the lovely Beyonce. No matter your taste in music, its hard to deny her talent--really, the broad has the entire package. But judging from an incident involving a baby alligator, our beloved B might be kind of an asshole.
While shooting the cover art for her newest disc, BDay, photographers asked Beyonce to pose holding a baby alligator. She complied, but with one minor adjustment; she demanded someone tape the little alligators mouth closed.
"There was a shot where I held a baby alligator. It had its mouth taped - that was my bright idea. He was really cute, but since his mouth was taped he didn't have any way to defend himself. He was upset so he peed on me."
Perhaps B should have taken the hint when alligator pissed on her. After news of the photo-shoot leaked to the media, PETA contacted a British reptile expert, Clifford Warwick, to get his opinion on how B fucked up.
"Animals shouldn't be held in their predators' arms for protracted periods of time while being stripped of all defenses."
But alligators are so cute when they piss on hot chicks.
that picture with the big alligators - it's one of those ideas that probably sounded like a really hot concept, but she looks so uncomfortably that it pretty much ruins the sexy.
i'm not sure how that makes her an asshole? part of capturing them, involes tieing the mouth shut. alligators might not be all that dangerous, but even a little one snapping down on you would hurt like hell. though, who thought of alligators for an album titled B'Day??? anyways, i doubt the little guy was hurt, just scared, and that could have just been from her hair
Tangus said:
I am so crazy in love with the name of her new album.
You'd think at some point, someone, especially at the record company if not in her own management, would say to her "Uh, Beyonce, you do know what that title sounds like, don't you?"
SignalNoise said:
that picture with the big alligators - it's one of those ideas that probably sounded like a really hot concept, but she looks so uncomfortably that it pretty much ruins the sexy.
It looks like a composite to me. Like those No Limit digital collage record covers.
If i was asked to take a photograph while holding an alligator i would probably request he have his mouth taped... sorry if that makes me an ass hole but i care about not being bitten more than if im scaring the alligator. Id do the same thing for alot of different animals... dont crabs have their claws taped the entire time in the tank and then while they are being handled???
She probably could have avoided a little baby alligator piss if she'd forgone the tape, though. There were handlers there and she wasn't going to be bitten.
Tangus said:
I am so crazy in love with the name of her new album.
You'd think at some point, someone, especially at the record company if not in her own management, would say to her "Uh, Beyonce, you do know what that title sounds like, don't you?"
There are bigger "baby" gators than that, Mr. Stitches! AND it would hurt like hell if even one that small bit you. Take it from someone who is obsessed with alligators. It isn't inhumane to tape its mouth shut, it's common friggin' sense. And yeah, that picture with the big alligators IS digitally altered.
Alyk
Boston, MA
February 2005
SEP 01, 2006 07:31 PM