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Fortune Cookies [2]

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8/31/06

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8/31/06

do you collect something? pictures, items, games, movies? What's your collection fetish? [3]

8/31/06

NEWS: Paris Hilton: "Oral Sex Causes Face Craters" [2]

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Are You Smarter Than Miss America? [2]

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Daniel Robert Epstein: Priestess

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Weirdest dreams [2]

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Gary Oldman [2]

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NEWS: Jessica Simpson Ordered Not to Sing [2]

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Daniel Robert Epstein: David Wain

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Careers with a writing and literature degree? [2]

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NEWS: The Sequel to Pulp Friction?

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SUPER! Scientology MAN!

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Vikings and Native Americans

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NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

AUG 31, 2006 02:00 PM

Signon said:
One night in Paris makes a hard man syphillitic.

*chokes* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

noirkiss3

Minneapolis, MN

April 2006

AUG 31, 2006 02:04 PM

I am trying to formulate a joke but it just won't come.

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

AUG 31, 2006 02:09 PM

Well, that explains a lot.

Edward James Olmos, you are a dirty, dirty man.

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

AUG 31, 2006 02:16 PM

Who the hell talks about fellatio in an interview?

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY

August 2006

AUG 31, 2006 02:22 PM

Flux said:
Who the hell talks about fellatio in an interview?

Apparently totaly tasteless, tacky, "celebrity" attention whores do.

Why isn't her fucking 15 minutes up yet?

The_New_Scum

United Kingdom

March 2006

AUG 31, 2006 02:36 PM

This reminds me of something my friend used to tell kids in his neighbourhood. He claimed that dimples came from where your parents would fuck while you were a fetus, and were indents made by their Dad's cock bumping against their face in utero

mamet said:
Edward James Olmos, you are a dirty, dirty man.

You leave Bill Adama alone you fucker!

Dreamfoundry

South Africa

July 2005

AUG 31, 2006 03:47 PM

<thick southern accent>
Mah papa told me that pork makes ya clever, and that good enuff fer me!"

Gilby

Bridgeville, PA

October 2004

AUG 31, 2006 04:01 PM

pavlovsdog said:
I'm sure one of those times must have been to get that record contract.

BURRRRRNNNNNED! You are the insult master.

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL

February 2003

AUG 31, 2006 07:55 PM

Flux said:
Who the hell talks about fellatio in an interview?

Paris "Crater Face" Hilton

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