NEWS: Paris Hilton: "Oral Sex Causes Face Craters"

CELEB: Paris Hilton: "Oral Sex Causes Face Craters"

There are few things I can think of more horrifying than Paris Hilton and her mother Kathy discussing blow jobs, but apparently this is a regular topic between the two brainiacs. In the most recent of Hilton’s ridiculous comments to the press regarding her chastity, the socialite claimed she refused to perform fellatio until she was nineteen years old, because her mother told her the act would leave her with “facial craters.”

In an interview with Blender magazine, Hilton said her One Night In Paris blow job sequences with sleazy whack-job Rick Salomon was actually the first time she ever performed oral sex. Her mother’s assertion connecting mouth-sex and skin diseases scared her away.

Uh, really? Because I’ve watched One Night In Paris dozens of times (it’s my job), and she appeared remarkably at ease and quite skilled…for a first timer.


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Now I know that this woman, and her family are just insanely....ridiculous.

Paris is like, "blah blah blah" and I'm like, "dude that's funny." Paris is like "yadda yadda yadda" and people are like, "let's post this on the internerds."

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Lack of oral sex causes brain craters....

...girl's got a mouth like an outboard motor; always put-put put-put put-put put put put *cough*

that woman annoys me immensly.

I watched that movie as well, she can suck start a Harley, it is her mother who never gave head, they had servants to do that

what a douchetard

One night in Paris makes a hard man syphillitic.

you ppl are funny
i think shes just a sheltered rich kid thats why she says and does stupid shyt but seriously i didnt think she did a good job with that Bj it was quick and lazy

Who believed anything their parents told them when they were kids?

i believed that my cat would kill the easter bunny..thats what my momma told me

lol
that is surely the funniest thing i've heard all day

Stealing this one to tell my future kids

damn, is that how those craters got on my face??

Puleese! I thought her skills were weak! In fact I think her whole video is BORING. she doesn't "do" anything. She pretty much just lies there like a slug and can hardly even be bothered for an "oh Baby." And having Rick stop mid pump so she can answer her cell phone? how sad. WORST amature porno EVER.

I'm sure one of those times must have been to get that record contract.

Yes, but Paris Hilton causes deadness of the brain and sanity ulcers. Better than, LIKE, CRATERS.

The video was interesting. Had a Desert Storm feel to it.

.....................................Disturbing....
Infact, I would give her a face crater, called a mushroom mark on the side of her face!!!

Its funny that she talks about oral sex cause she sucks at it too.....first the movies,the music and now this.

There is an amusing site, accessible via the intertubes, which collects stories about lies parents told their children. Alas I've had difficulty finding it for a second time, my excuse being the lack of key words to search for. Anyone know it?

Is it this one?

Lies Our Parents Told Us

Thanks. It's not the slick as the one I was thinking of, but I'm sure there'll be lots of good stuff

Such as