NEWS: Angelina Officially Adopts Shakira

CELEB: Angelina Officially Adopts Shakira

In a major grandpa-faux pas, Angelina Jolie’s father Jon Voight forgot the name of his grandchild. When asked by a television crew last week if he would like to send birthday wishes out to his grandson Maddox, grandpa Voight complied, babbling to five year old Maddox that he was a big boy now. After the fuel ran out of that warm wish, he moved on to a greeting for his other adopted grandchild, Zahara. Perhaps Jolie forgot to send her father a birth announcement, because Voight referred to the child by the name of Latin recording artist, Shakira.

Hopefully this incident will ensure Zahara a bigger piece of grandpa’s inheritance.

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well, isn't he banned from talking to, being around, or seeing her kids according to Angelina anyway? *sigh* this story with these two is beyond sad. The strain reminds me of me and my father.

that is one seriously cute baby. and already reading Newsweek!

Sorry, all I could picture was Shakira and Angelina together.

Thats sad for the kids sakes

Bah now "Hips Don't Lie" is stuck in my head, thanks Jon Voight

Meh, I grew up being called every name but mine.

Tim...Angie...Dammit...you there... #2, pick up this mess!

Sounds sad, but there were always a ton of us snot nosed bastards running around.

Haha! Exactly my thoughts.

Bad Shakira, shaking those hips all naughty like that! Now mommy Angelina needs to spank Shakira's bottom til its nice n pink.

That's awesome, Jon Voight rules forever.

well, thats what happens when you name your (adopted) demon spawn stupid ass names...

I'm no fan of stupid celebrity names, but I think Zahara is actually quite beautiful.

I knew that title was just too good to be true
*sadly puts away the Jergens*
And as far as celeb baby names go I really quite like it.

Blanket!
No, that's ignorance... they're ignorant.

Ever had a friend with an ugly baby? That is one of the hardest positions in the world to be in.

"Isn't she cute?"

"She looks like Winston Churchill. Oh, did I say that out loud?"

I'd adopt her......

Angelina kinda has the market cornered on cute babies. It's mildly disgusting how attractive her family is.

I... um... I need a moment alone now.

I'm beginning to suspect she only adopts the finest purebreads.

Are they like sweetbreads?

what, like angelina is going to adopt an uggo? bitch, please.

Angelina Jolie by no means has the market cornered on cute kids. Put down the US Weekly and go take a walk or something for pete's sake.

Zahara is a gorgeous name. I really like Angelina (even thought it's not cool too since she's so obviously popular). I like how she chooses to live her life and show love and support to poor countries and adopting children when she could have had 2 of her own instead. I also doubt she had consultants tell her how beautiful both of them are turning out to be before the fact. So not sure how anyone could knock her.

PS: She's sorta bad at personal/romantic relationships though. But that's her business.

Well Shakira is from a nearly third world country which would fit Jolie's MO pretty well.