NEWS: Jessica Simpson Ordered Not to Sing

CELEB: Jessica Simpson Ordered Not to Sing

The prayers of millions of music fans have been answered - Jessica Simpson has been forbidden to sing. Under doctor's orders, the popster must rest her voice or risk losing it.

Simpson has been forced to communicate using old-fashioned pen and paper. This puts a temporary kibosh on her promotional blitz for her new album A Public Affair.



For now, Simpson has been forced to fall back on her other talent: looking pretty.





Photo Location

Man, I hope she ignores the doctor's orders and loses it forever.

hopefully a doctor will order her not to breed

I think I gave her a dose when she sucked me off.

^^ eww!

wel, i wouls still rather listen to her sing than Paris Hilton.

I don't see how this has to stop her at all. Just look at her sister.

I hadn't heard this before...

I have Jessica Simpson in my playlist sometimes. Anyone who has a problem with that can suck my clit.

Agreed!

thirded

wait...she can write?

Yeah, I have a problem.

It's good to hear we're winning the war on terror.

um... i too have a problem with it....

that's a talent? well shit...

It only cost me $1500 to bribe the doctor. You all owe me... let's say $50. I'll pass the collection plate around.

whats up with the simpson sisters and losing their voices?

I'm frankly astonished that she knows how to write.

Now lets pray all together so Paris Hilton loses her voice too.

I sincerely don't think she's very attractive. I can't think of anything she sings or if I've even heard her music before, but it's a safe bet that if she didn't look like a plastic surgery she-male pinup, she'd be no more popular than the 300 lb lady in the church choir.

What? She's a singer? For real?

haha. they just need to tell her to go back to what she use to do... Not actually sing.

Can the same thing happen to Paris Hilton, please?