NEWS: Crappy Music Worlds Collide

CELEB: Crappy Music Worlds Collide

John Mayer & Jessica Simpson are a couple? Yeah. So if you happen to see frogs and locusts, or for that matter seven seals or four horsemen...
Now you'll know why.

I find the gossip part disgusting. Some of Mayer's music is decent though. -Dreu

i thought she was dating Dane Cook?

Crappy music.. perhaps.. Jessica simpsons music sucks.. no argument there, John Mayer is an amazing guitar player though, if there is any doubt check out CrossRoads Tour.. he toar it up.. he's a blues man at heart who knows where the money is... pussy pop shit music.

but he's a little geeky guy... good for him for scoring such a nice piece of ass.. congrats for him

Apparently John Mayer's wearing a fat suit from his role as the young Robert Paulson in the upcoming Fight Club prequel.

I'm with Skism on this one. His records are pretty lame but when you see him do Stevie Ray Vaughn you can't question the mans skills with the ax.

PLAN:B

I think at this point she's just fucking everyone who's even remotely famous.

well, at least Dane Cook is hotter than John Mayer, what does she see in that guy??

what does anyone see in her?

I think perhaps its her.. uhmmm tiny little body and really big and gravity insulting boobs...

sure isnt anything else she has to offer

Eh , she has that huge , manly jaw line that just frightens me when I look at it . After seeing that , I don't care how big her bustline is .

hmm......because she's so intelligent?

chicken of the sea...

Yah, but didn't we all, like, evolve from fish and shit? So, like, that comment was sooo totally legitimate.

(Even as I wrote the phrase 'fish n shit' I thought 'fish n chips'. Hmm... blech)

Oh god, why. WHY?! Oh, because they both blow. Okay then.

Hey John, is her body a wonderland?

this made me giggle.... like a lot.

in related news...

....my bologna has a first name its O-S-C-A-R.


^^^ now thats news!