I'm going to ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me...

Who's the big winner in the casino tonight?

you're so money and you don't even know it!

this thread is dead anyway

I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and pull me a Fredo.

'Brosa is drunk again and missing his girlfriend.

Trust me, I can spot it.

the beautiful babies don't work the midnights-to-six on a wednesday.
this is the skank shift.

Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'm gonna tell you something Vampirate. Are you listening?

good eye.

There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money and you're ready to party.

I don't want to bust a cap in someone.

I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, bad man.

yeah, you're not hurting it. you're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what i mean? and the bunny's scared mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.

Dude, you don't know what it's like man. I grew up in LA.

Y'know, it's not so much me as Roenick; he's good.

Anaheim

you've got to let go of the past mikey, and when you do, the future is beautiful.

Whatever!

(and the girl that Mikey hit on at the party? The one who asked about his car? Total ugmo. Methinks the casting director just had to work with what they had.)

(side note: typing "Swingers" into google images will not get you very many photo stills of the movie, but WILL cause you to fear for the human condition.)

I kind of liked the Dorothy thing. Does that make me some kind of fag?

Fuck her, man. You got to get on with your life.

Huh? What? Sorry?

I guess I was totally thinking about something else. Can you blame me?

+1

but that girl at the bar ("Nikki") on the other hand. oh man!