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Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

AUG 28, 2006 04:59 PM

Paris Hilton recently shelled out $195,000 for a ride on Richard Branson’s spaceship, the Virgin Enterprise Rocket. The company’s first rocket, SpaceShipOne, logged piloted flights to the edge of space already.

“We’re taking the technology of SpaceShipOne and developing it into a usable commercial vehicle to give thousands of people the chance to experience the majesty of space,” said Will Whitehorn, President of Virgin Galactic—the space tourism venture that is a subsidiary of Sir Richard Branson’s Virgin Group.


Engineers built the aircraft with no toilets aboard, so travelers are required to wear a diaper during the flight. Hilton’s interest in the flight could wane unless designers create a stylish low-rise diaper-thong that can hang off her bony ass

A source says, "She was a fan of the Star Wars films and the idea of blasting into space thrills her, but I don't think she's done the research - the reality may not be her idea of fun."




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Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

AUG 30, 2006 09:08 AM

Another milestone in the Space Age: First Skank in Space.

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

AUG 30, 2006 09:09 AM

I bet Tara couldn't get in the door either.

Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

AUG 30, 2006 09:17 AM

is this a one way flight to the sun ?

if we all chip in abit maybe it could become one wink

Tangus

Tangus

Chicago, IL
November 2005

AUG 30, 2006 09:18 AM

this just sounds like a shitty idea.

Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

AUG 30, 2006 09:22 AM

The_Bastard said:
I bet Tara couldn't get in the door either.



Tara Reid is too d-list for the spaceship.



She's Southwest Airlines all the way.

Krass_of_nod

Krass_of_nod

Bend, OR
April 2005

AUG 30, 2006 09:33 AM

yeh at least the diaper might keep olr paris from stainin the seat hehehehe puke puke

ZeoZaki

ZeoZaki

Fayetteville, NC
October 2003

AUG 30, 2006 09:44 AM

it'll be great if it has some kind of accident while she's up there.

inkedmamajama

inkedmamajama

I'm lost
October 2003

AUG 30, 2006 09:48 AM

wouldnt tara reid already be used to wearing the diaper? bwahahaha.

zyryx

zyryx

Tyler, TX
April 2004

AUG 30, 2006 10:30 AM

Catastrophic failure, explosive decompression... dead skank. we can hope, can't we?

Phoenixgirl

Phoenixgirl

I'm lost
May 2006

AUG 30, 2006 10:34 AM

sportbikepilot said:
Catastrophic failure, explosive decompression... dead skank. we can hope, can't we?



funny, i was thinking the same thing.....

Julian_Delphinki

Julian_Delphinki

Tijeras, NM
June 2005

AUG 30, 2006 10:42 AM

Mark_plus_Beer said:
is this a one way flight to the sun ?

if we all chip in abit maybe it could become one wink



Maybe we can put bush on there as well. Hope hope.

Eternalxile

Eternalxile

Irving, TX
March 2003

AUG 30, 2006 10:50 AM

$20 bucks says they get out her out to space only to blow her out the airlock like in the Alien movies.

zyryx

zyryx

Tyler, TX
April 2004

AUG 30, 2006 11:42 AM

Mark_plus_Beer said:
is this a one way flight to the sun ?

if we all chip in abit maybe it could become one wink



well if no one else will say it....

"that's hot"

General

General

Beaumont, CA
September 2005

AUG 30, 2006 01:11 PM

Please!....No re-entry!

Tornateaux

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY
August 2006

AUG 30, 2006 01:41 PM

Paris Hilton: bringing attention whoring to new heights. Litterally.

Marisa_DiMattia

Marisa_DiMattia

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

AUG 30, 2006 05:49 PM

"Hilton's interest in the flight could wane unless designers create a stylish low-rise diaper-thong that can hang off her bony ass."

This is why I love you. But didnt she give up panties. I see her snatch everywhere.

ArtDebris

ArtDebris

Los Angeles, CA
February 2006

AUG 30, 2006 05:55 PM

I can just see NASA's new slogan:

"You can shit in our shuttle!"

ClD

ClD

Australia
February 2006

AUG 31, 2006 12:19 AM

Alright!! she's finaly going home!!