NEWS: Raise a Glass to America's Drunkest Cities

HAHAHAHA!! "five or more drinks on one occasion." HA!

whatever bitches, any 10 year old Russian girl can drink you motherfuckers UNDER the table any day.

So am I correct in interpreting this as "any city on the list is fairly drunk" compared to the average, or do lower-ranked cities teetotal? I'm in #30, Indianapolis; I never felt like my city was a drunk haven (though I'm doing my part to raise our ranking as I type)... but maybe that's because I've travelled to enough cities that rank near the top that i'm jaded?

2 drinks or more is considered "heavy".?

Yeah Pittsburgh.
No wonder why I was a drunk when I lived up there.


maybe because you couldn't go into a store and buy a 6 pack but you had to go to beer distributer with weird hours and buy a case. and anything good would have to be at a state liqour store.

How the fuck did we only score a four out of eight for state laws?

It is legal to drink here 24/7. You can't even do that in New York City.

You can walk around outside with open containers (at least on the Strip or on Fremont St, I'm not sure about the rest of the valley).

WTF?

Hey, I'm doing my best... I'm only ONE MAN!

(Raises glass across the Bay)

This was just a national qualifying round. The international competition is coming soon...

C Bus represent!!!! Now could someone help me tip my car right-side up again?

In Soviet Russia 10 year old girl drink table under, you!

hard to believe new orleans was so low on the list. I was really surprised it wasnt in the top 10

20th!! Suck!

Am I the only one who loves the music in the new Budweiser Select commercial?

Most of Buffalo has at least one bar on every single block. Apparently Poles like to tipple. My thinking is that the drinking caused them to lose all their vowels.

[rodstiring] I submit for your approval; the town of Elderon, Wisconsin population 189. Number of bars: 5 [/rodstiring]

How is New York so low on the list? Is no one aware the last call is FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING!?

I don't know how Portland beat us out. Its fucking hard to drink in excess in Portland.

... The liquor stores are never open, last calls at 2:30am, etc. etc.

Weird

Last call is 1:45 here in Texas, and we got Austin and Houston on the list. Woot.

Austin is way too much fun. Only place I've ever drank beer with a hobo in a thong.

Leslie Cochran, the thonged Hobo!