TEA TEA TEA!

One day the whole world will have a cup of tea and everything will be alright. Lapsang or Green Tea for me, please!

Green makes me pee. Like, a lot. Hmm. Now I want tea. Thanks a heap.

White tea is great, I only have bags of it just now though

i need work!!

I have green tea leaves but no strainer, woe is me.

Tea is the reason I get up in the morning.

Get it doon ye son

Swallowing teal leaves sounds like a bad idea.

It makes a tea tree ina thee stomach

And this is a good thing because? >.>;

So you can pick the leaves and make more tea!

Sounds mildly disturbing.

I too enjoy tea.

If you feel a bit under the weather,
If you feel a little bit peeved,
Take granny's stand-by potion
For any old cough or wheeze.
It's a cure for hepatitis it's a cure for chronic insomnia,
It's a cure for tonsilitis and for water on the knee.

Have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
Have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea,
Halleluja, halleluja, halleluja, rosie lea
Halleluja, halleluja, halleluja rosie lea.

This tea is better than all other teas. Celestial Seasonings Chai India Spice. Add milk and sugar and it's a party in your mouth. It comes in decaf which is great because I can't have caffeine.

Try it, fool!

(It is basically cardamom tea that you can sometimes get in Indian restaurants. I've never tasted a more delicious tea.)

english breakfast with milk for me please

Tea is good for masturbation.

Earl Grey - with a twist. Add milk and sugar (heresy, I know).

I prefer Oolong myself.

make mine earl grey, preferably from jackson's

tea makes me I have no idea how we founded an empire on that stuff

The sun will never set on Her (Victorian) Majesty's Empire...